Episode 1
Aired Sep 18, 1992
Pilot
Blanche, Rose and Sophia purchase an art-deco Miami hotel.
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Episode 2
Aired Sep 25, 1992
Promotional Considerations
Rose (Betty White) arranges free hotel publicity by accepting talk show guests who are convicted murderers. Guest star: Bobcat Goldthwait. With Estelle Getty.
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Episode 3
Aired Oct 2, 1992
Miles, We Hardly Knew Ye
Blanche (Rue McClanahan) discovers that Rose's (Betty White) boyfriend Miles (Harold Gould) has checked into the hotel with other women.
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Episode 4
Aired Oct 9, 1992
One Old Lady to Go
Rose (Betty White) helps a disoriented elderly lady (Anne Haney) who thinks Rose is her daughter and Roland (Don Cheadle) is Liberace.
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Episode 5
Aired Oct 16, 1992
Ebbtide for the Defense
Rose (Betty White) overbooks the hotel for a personal injury lawyers convention and a motorcycle gang. Guest star: Gregory Sierra. With Cheech Marin.
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Episode 6
Aired Oct 23, 1992
Can't Stand Losing You
When the ladies compete to find Roland the perfect date, Blanche reunites him with his possessive ex-girlfriend.
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Episode 7
Aired Oct 30, 1992
Seems Like Old Times
The women are thrilled to see Dorothy (Beatrice Arthur) until they learn she expects Sophia (Estelle Getty) to go home with her. With Betty White.
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Episode 8
Aired Nov 6, 1992
Seems Like Old Times
The women (Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan) search for Sophia (Estelle Getty) who runs away, rather than choose between her daughter and her friends.
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Episode 9
Aired Nov 13, 1992
Just a Gigolo
Blanche's friends worry about her new beau's intentions when she gives him affection, room service and free lodgings.
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Episode 10
Aired Nov 20, 1992
Marriage on the Rocks, With a Twist
Sophia (Estelle Getty) persuades two practical joking Miami disc jockeys (Tim Conway, Harvey Korman) to convince Rose (Betty White) she killed a man.
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Episode 11
Aired Dec 4, 1992
Camp Town Races Aren't Nearly as Much Fun as They Used to Be
Blanche (Rue McClanahan) cannot understand Roland's (Don Cheadle) adverse reaction when she hangs a Confederate flag in the hotel. With Betty White.
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Episode 12
Aired Dec 18, 1992
It's Beginning to Look a Lot (Less) Like Christmas
The arrival of patients suffering from Christmas trauma forces everyone to contain their holiday cheer.
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Episode 13
Aired Jan 8, 1993
Rose and Fern
Rose (Betty White) is delighted to help her new friend (Nanette Fabray) plan her wedding until she learns the groom is Miles (Harold Gould).
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Episode 14
Aired Jan 15, 1993
Runaways
When Sophia and Oliver borrow a guest's car to search for adventure, they find themselves under arrest.
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Episode 15
Aired Jan 29, 1993
Heartbreak Hotel
Blanche (Rue McClanahan) is furious when a man (Dick Van Patten) who ignored her in college becomes interested in Rose (Betty White).
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Episode 16
Aired Feb 5, 1993
Senor Stinky Learns Absolutely Nothing About Life
Blanche (Rue McClanahan) is determined to change her ways with men until she meets a handsome real estate agent (Ricardo Montalban). With Cheech Marin.
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Episode 17
Aired Feb 12, 1993
Say Goodbye, Rose
Roland reluctantly includes Sophia's old friend in the hotel's comedy night, unaware he's George Burns.
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Episode 18
Aired Feb 19, 1993
You've Lost That Livin' Feeling
Rose convinces Miami's leading restaurant critic to review Chuy's food, but the man dies during the meal.
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Episode 19
Aired Apr 2, 1993
A New Leash on Life
Rose (Betty White) steals a greyhound whose owner (Ken Kercheval) threatens to put him to sleep if he loses his next race. Guest star: JA'NET DuBois.
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Episode 20
Aired Apr 9, 1993
Pro and Concierge
Rose (Betty White) becomes hostile to Roland (Don Cheadle) when she learns a large hotel chain has made him a better offer. With Estelle Getty.
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Episode 21
Aired Apr 16, 1993
Tad
Blanche (Rue McClanahan) is embarrassed when her mentally impaired older brother (Ned Beatty) arrives unexpectedly at the hotel. With Betty White.
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Episode 22
Aired Apr 30, 1993
One Angry Stan
Blanche and Rose (Rue McClanahan, Betty White) try to break the news to Sophia (Estelle Getty) that her former son-in-law, Stan (Herb Edelman), has died.
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Episode 23
Aired May 7, 1993
Sex, Lies and Tortillas
Rose (Betty White) is shocked when her granddaughter (Brooke Theiss) arrives with a boyfriend (Robert Cavanaugh) and wants to share a room with him.
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Episode 24
Aired May 14, 1993
The Chicken and the Egg
Blanche (Rue McClanahan) finds a man (Dick Gautier) with whom to share her life, but he wants her to have his children. With Estelle Getty.
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