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Brigid Delaney's diary

  • Brigid Delaney

    It is the great paradox of being human: we change but we stay the same

    Brigid Delaney
    Is the older me just a watered-down version of the younger me? There is something eternal in us all – a thing that doesn’t age or calcify
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    I greedily claimed free WhatsApp food but now I am burdened with the cheese touch

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    What started as an incredible stroke of luck quickly soured into a physical and sensory encumbrance
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    There was a putrid fatberg in my home. Would I have to give my kitchen sink a colonic?

    Brigid Delaney
    Just like the treatment I had at a wellness retreat, unblocking the pipes would reveal what my worst habits were – the things of me that had been hidden
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    ‘Just tape your mouth shut!’ Can I unlearn the breathing habits of a lifetime?

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    The clock passed midnight as I lay awake, looking like a hostage. As a mouth breather, I longed to stop resembling a fairground clown
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    I have my own car! But how do I control the heating?

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    My new Mazda takes me back to the summer I turned 18 – doing laps of the Warrnambool main street, enclosed in a feeling of perfect happiness
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    How can we shift the bad vibes that seem all around? Be OK with being wrong and don’t have an opinion on everything

    Brigid Delaney
    How can there be real change in society when people don’t listen to each other or have an empathetic approach to other positions?
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    I’m off to Bali! It’s like the pandemic never happened. Except it did – and it hurt us all differently

    Brigid Delaney
    My bag is scanned and gets pulled off for checking. No!!! Why did I pack a can of cold brew coffee?
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    I’m the opposite of Pretty Woman. People think I’m obscenely wealthy

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    I almost bought a $15m mansion just to be polite
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    You cannot sneeze in public any more without risking glares – but I’ve just eaten this bowl of hot wings

    Brigid Delaney
    What if you have tested negative for Covid and are just a little poorly? Should you stay home too?
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    Burning canefields, empty highways and north Queensland feet – is that life?

    Brigid Delaney
    Travelling 3,000km to the top of Australia by bus, then going to the airport and flying back. It was a metaphor for existence
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    I thought no one smoked any more – the 13-hour leg of my bus trip through leisure country

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    Sydney to Cairns takes 47 hours nonstop. A log cabin roadhouse outside Gympie provides a rare and welcome treat – actual rest
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    I was longing for beatnik freedom – so I took an overnight bus to Yamba

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    I had two weeks to get 3,500km up the east coast of Australia - but would I survive the first night?
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    Everyone is sick – illness in 2022 has medieval vibes

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    All day in bed, I am texting others who are in bed, who are all texting others in bed – and we’re comparing
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    LinkedIn is a place full of polite people being nice to you - so why am I drawn to the war zone that is Twitter?

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    Days go by and no one comments on my post
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    You’ll want to vomit, cry, die or sleep forever: what happens when you finish writing your book

    Brigid Delaney
    Two weeks after I handed in my manuscript I feel like I am still in a twilight zone, not quite reintegrated with the world
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    Confessions of an old learner driver: would I get my licence despite not knowing left from right?

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    After decades of lessons, could a test on quiet country roads pay off?
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    A stranger who lived in a van gave me money – and some incredible life advice

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    More was surplus, and so this woman gave away what she didn’t need. And giving made her happy
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    Colleagues aren’t celebrated much in the annals of friendship – but I’ve really missed mine

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    After-work drinks on Zoom are not the same as in the office or the pub. I can’t wait to reconnect
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    If the only voice I hear for a week is Joe Rogan’s, what sort of person will I become?

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    I resolve to step out of my echo chamber and listen to back-to-back Joe Rogan Experience podcast episodes on Spotify. Will he mess with my subconscious?
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    Omicron felled me, but like the unheard tree in the forest I couldn’t prove it

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    When the wave hit suddenly half the people I knew were sick with Covid – or were they?
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