Campbell's GMO labeling is great – but it would have been better 24 years ago
Dave Bry
We’ve been eating genetically modified organisms for decades. The best we can do now is cross our fingers and hope that they turn out to be relatively harmless
Donald Trump is the Chuck Norris of complete medical examinations
Dave Bry
Mr Trump’s exam showed only positive results. I would even describe them as ‘astonishingly excellent’, if you’ll allow me to use technical medical terminology
Thanks to climate change, the future looks awfully warm – and very itchy
Dave Bry
It’s mid-autumn in New York. The fact that my wife and I are being woken up every night by mosquitoes in our bedroom is legitimately a sign of apocalypse
I don't need to be the grill master. I just need you to grill my meat properly
Dave Bry
Men that insist that they and they alone can man the barbecue are hewing to outdated caricatures. Just follow a few rules so that I don’t have to take over
So you think giving up one earthly vice for Lent was true sacrifice?
Dave Bry
People starve to death every year – not to get closer to God but because of lack of food. It makes when you sacrificed sweets for Lent look kind of gross