Malcolm Tucker's election briefing: Let the Klegon attack vessel push a bottle into the face of the Tories, but stop short of stamping our heads on the pavement
Malcolm Tucker's election briefing: A Weetabix with a Dictaphone? That was just to put you at your ease. I always said Clegg would be a formidable opponent
Malcolm Tucker's election briefing: Potheads, cider drinkers, kids who don't know who Thatcher was. This is who we have to get to. We're going to have to shout
Malcolm Tucker's election briefing: The manifesto children are not to worry about me. Not until I creep up and hit them over the head with a piece of two-by-four
Malcolm Tucker's election briefing: They know the Tories are dipping. But we are still losing. We are not winning. I don't think I can stress this enough