The secret life of Father Christmas: chats about poo and requests for a sibling
Anonymous
For 10 years I’ve donned the red costume, beard and wig for my festive alter ego, Santa Claus. It’s hard work and not great pay, but a happy child’s smile is priceless
The secret life of a librarian: What have I found in books? Streaky bacon and used condoms
Anonymous
I set out determined to change the world of public libraries. Nearly 40 years on, I’ve only made the smallest dent. But I’ve met some amazing borrowers along the way
The secret life of an oncologist: witnessing the most painful and intimate moments of life
Anonymous
It’s not all doom and gloom. The best part of the job is when cancer treatment works and patients return to good health. Occasionally there are miracles
The secret life of a tax adviser: it’s not about devising fancy avoidance schemes
Anonymous
I enjoy my job, although dealing with HMRC can be frustrating and I get annoyed by clients who’d rather listen to their golf club pals than pay for proper advice
The secret life of a singing teacher: it’s like being a cheap therapist
Anonymous
The quality of singing is variable, but I enjoy helping clients improve themselves. Every lesson is different – and there are some really fantastic moments
The secret life of a physicist: moments of transcendence offset by months of confusion
Anonymous
Having to move position so regularly means there is little stability, but there is something special about uncovering nuggets of universal truth about the cosmos
The secret life of a startup employee: it’s like being a firefighter led by an arsonist
Anonymous
If you’re lucky, new ventures can be fun, and do great things. But most are rudderless, stuffed with clueless children – and founded by capricious narcissists