Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre loves nothing more than the idea of love triangles to titillate his readers with. Cue numerous tales involving Tilda Swinton since she won big at the Oscars. Those stories had their coda in a rather sheepish apology in today's Mail: "Following our article on June 2, we are happy to clarify that Tilda Swinton and John Byrne have not been a couple for over five years but are bring up their children together. They both have new partners but remain good friends."