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Keyboard worrier

Keyboard worrier is a social media column about internet faux pas

  • A seagull rests on a lamp post in front of a 19-metre-tall rubber duck

    What is a milkshake duck? And why isn't it the word of the year?

    Ken Bone, Chewbacca Mom and Keaton Jones were all victim to the milkshake duck. If none of this makes sense, you haven’t spent enough time online
  • Taylor Swift composite for Keyboard Worrier column

    Taylor Swift’s fans make the best online sleuths. What can they teach me about social media?

    Many celebrity gossip devotees double as internet detectives, reading whole worlds into a ‘favourite’ or unfollow. There’s a lesson in that for all of us
  • Woman with a pregnancy test

    Facebook says all I want is babies and caviar. What else does it think it knows about me?

    Every advertisement you see on the internet says something about you, gleaned from your online habits. You can find out what – and do something about it
  • Game of Thrones was the 10th-most discussed topic on the world on Twitter last year.

    Game of Thrones spoilers are everywhere on social media! How can I avoid them?

    The digital debrief is part of the fun of TV – but how do you stay spoiler-free when everyone is watching at different times?
  • Woman looking at her phone<br>social media composite

    Apparently my smartphone is telling everyone exactly where I am right now. Should I care?

    Snapchat’s new virtual map, showing users each others’ locations in unnerving detail, has prompted concerns about privacy. But didn’t we give that up long ago?
  • Woman in coat holding heart balloon

    A workmate has come up on Tinder! Is it polite to swipe yes?

    The ubiquity of dating apps has resulted in a whole new set of social anxieties. But what’s the etiquette when someone you know pops up?
  • LinkedIn has half a billion members but is it a ‘wasteland of endless management consultants congratulating each other’?

    LinkedIn is the worst of social media. Should I delete my account?

    As far as social media housekeeping goes, maintaining your LinkedIn is the equivalent of cleaning the cutlery drawers – but is that reason enough not to?
  • A man reading on his phone

    Vaguebooking? Subtweeting? Supertweeting? Why can't we just say what we mean online?

    Many neologisms have been coined to make sense of the sideways ways that we communicate on social media – but the tactics are as old as time
  • Man scrolling Instagram

    What is Instagram actually for these days? Is it any good?

    Breakfasts? Business? Beautiful people? Once the number-one platform for photos of pretty sunsets, Instagram has broadened its horizons. But do you need to be in the (square-cropped) picture?
  • Messaging mistakes

    I sent a compromising message to the wrong person. How will I ever recover?

    The realisation you misdirected a sensitive message is among the worst feelings technology can induce. Have faith – one day it will be a great anecdote
  • Disappointed woman on phone

    I've put my event on Facebook. Now how do I make sure people actually come?

    The instantaneous, impersonal nature of the platform means RSVPs remain about as binding as wet toilet paper. The secret? Approach your Facebook event like a marketing campaign
  • Smartphone

    I can’t be bothered remembering tricky passwords. Will I be hacked?

    If you, like many of us, ignore advice to use strong passwords, it’s likely you’ve been hacked. The good news? It’s easier to fix than you think
  • Phone breakup woes

    I know they’ve seen my message – so why haven't they replied?

    ‘Read receipts’ are emblematic of all that’s wrong with communication in the digital age – but there are ways you can navigate the minefield
  • Woman looking shocked at phone

    I've been sent an unsolicited photo of a penis. How do I respond?

    Are you the unhappy owner of an unwanted dick pic? There are a few next steps for you to choose from, ranging from ridicule to revenge
  • Man looking confused

    Am I using this emoji right, or did I accidentally just sext someone?

    Emojis are a versatile tool for digital communication, but intimidating for the uninitiated – which makes them ripe for technophobia and moral outrage
  • Social media composite for Keyboard Worrier column

    When is it appropriate to reply all? Mostly never

    We’ve now had 20 years of cautionary tales about replyallpocalypses. For the sake of workplace harmony: keep your pointer off the nuclear button
  • Keyboard worrier

    My boss has added me on Facebook. Should I accept?

    Nothing is more likely to discourage open sharing, which is what social media was meant to be for. On the other hand, they are the boss
  • Online dating composite

    How do I turn a social media crush into a date?

    How do you turn Twitter banter into a real-life get-together? And, if it’s horrible, how do you cast them back into the internet without it being weird?
  • A woman using a smartphone

    Do I need to get Snapchat? And would you please explain it to me?

    The app was designed to be impenetrable for the over 30s. If you take the plunge, there are a few things you need to know
  • Man blocking ears

    Help! I'm caught in a Twitter war and I'm losing

    Twitter’s inclination towards outraged pile-ons is partly a failure of the form. But: you will get through this
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