1) Put these in ascending order of length: a) Ugly actor
b) 2005 Swedish boarding school-set thriller
c) Marwood (Paul McGann), aka ...?
d) William Baldwin secretly watching Sharon Stone's bath-time frolics
e) The One (2001)
f) "She", Napoleon Dynamite and No Surrender.

Answer:
c) I (Paul McGann's character named Marwood in screenplay is un-named in Withnail and I);
e) LI (Jet Li, the star of The One);
a) ELI (Eli Wallach, co-star of The Good, the Bad and the Ugly);
b) EVIL (Mikael Hafstrom's Evil released this week);
f) ELVIS (Elvis Costello sang "She" on the Notting Hill soundtrack, inspired title of Napoleon Dynamite - taken from alter ego at time of making Blood and Chocolate - and appeared in No Surrender);
d) SLIVER (Philip Noyce's 1993 thriller co-starred Stone and Baldwin).