Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps – bitesize fat cats
Didn't catch Oliver Stone's big-bucks cameo compendium? Option one: buy it on DVD when it's released on 31 January. Option two: read Paul MacInnes's condensed screenplay
Not sure you can stomach a 3D mash-up of ballet and street dance, Charlotte Rampling and George Sampson, out on DVD this week? Try Paul MacInnes's condensed screenplay instead
The Killer Inside Me: I could murder another Casey Affleck movie
If you can't stomach Michael Winterbottom's bloody tale of a murderous deputy sheriff – aka Casey Affleck – try digesting Paul MacInnes's condensed script instead
Don't fancy being stuck in lukewarm bubbling water with four ageing comedians for 90 minutes of 80s satire? Read Paul MacInnes's condensed script instead
The Bounty Hunter: Jennifer Aniston gets a Glasgow kiss
Digested watch: If you don't fancy being handcuffed to Jennifer Aniston for 110 minutes of teeth-gnashing romcom clichés, Paul MacInnes offers an escape route with his condensed version of this week's DVD release
The Wolfman: Del Toro and Hopkins sink their teeth into each other
Digested watch: Too busy turning into a nocturnal beast to watch this Victorian schlocker starring Benicio Del Toro and Anthony Hopkins? As the film gets its DVD release, why not wolf down our precis instead?
Paul MacInnes: Don't have the patience to hunt for a clue in Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes, out on DVD this week? Then find all the answers in our condensed screenplay
Didn't fancy James Cameron's blockbusting space-opera when it was in 3D at the cinema? Don't even fancy it in 2D now it's been released on DVD? Then try it in just one dimension, with our condensed screenplay
The Men Who Stare at Goats: blink and you'll mistake it for reality
Digested watch: You could read the 300-page book. Or watch the 90-minute movie, out on DVD this week. Or, better still, just read Paul MacInnes's condensed screenplay
Fish Tank: swimming with sharks and dancing with ponies
Andrea Arnold's acclaimed story of forbidden love in Essex is out on DVD this week. But if you still don't fancy it – or Michael Fassbender or Katie Jarvis – feast your eyes on Paul MacInnes's condensed screenplay instead
Lars von Trier's controversy magnet is out on DVD this week, but if you're still unsure if you're up for 104 minutes of wilful taboo transgression and genital mutilation, let Paul MacInnes's condensed screenplay take the strain
But not before loads of massive robot attacks. And at 150 minutes long, that's an awful lot of metal bashing. So, as the film hits the DVD shelves, save your eardrums and try our condensed screenplay instead
