David Beckham was sent off against Murcia for abusing a linesman. At least he's making an effort with the lingo.
January 2004
He's back: JB, mangler of metaphors
The British know him as John Toshack. The Spanish call him John Benjamin. Whatever his name, he's back - and he's trying to help Real Murcia avoid relegation. Sid Lowe looks at one of football's great mangler of metaphors.