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Confessions of a humanitarian

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    Confessions of a humanitarian: My New Year’s resolution? Saving the world of course

    In the latest instalment of our satirical column, rogue humanitarian Dara Passano reflects on the unique experience of the festive season in ‘The Field’
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    Confessions of a humanitarian: The number of children we reached this month is ‘sometimes’

    Mathematical principles are subject to different forces in the aid world, says our rogue humanitarian, reflecting on some of the odder sums she has done
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    Confessions of a humanitarian: My amoebas and I have gone through so much together

    Our rogue humanitarian takes a satirical look at the amoebas that have colonised her intestinal system
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    Confessions of a humanitarian: I only know 10 words of the local language

    Our rogue humanitarian is worried her ability to learn languages is all used up
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    Confessions of a humanitarian: I've never met a meeting I couldn't sleep through

    She sleeps through meetings that are nationally televised. She sleeps through meetings she’s facilitating. Is there nothing that can keep Dara Passano awake?
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    Confessions of a humanitarian: 'The life of a veggie aid worker is no bed of kale'

    In her latest instalment, Dara Passano has something to say about being served sautéed blood cubes and chinchilla’s being reincarnated as Angelia Jolie
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    Confessions of a humanitarian: men and women are not equal in the NGO world

    Aid worker satirist Dara Passano divulges five distinctive characteristics that separate male and female humanitarians
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    Confessions of a humanitarian: the consultant's manifesto

    ‘This could be the start of a long and fruitless partnership’ - Our rogue humanitarian reveals the reality behind the development consultant relationship
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    Confessions of a humanitarian: 'People keep offering advice on how to be a mail-order bride'

    As her ovaries approach peak fertility, our rogue humanitarian reflects on the fact that it can be tough to be a spinster out in the field
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    Confessions of a humanitarian: 'This proposal was written by committee. So it doesn’t make a lot of sense'

    This week our rogue humanitarian reflects on a proposal she was forced to spend the holidays cobbling together
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    Confessions of a humanitarian: 'Dear Human Resources, I've been kidnapped. Again.'

    In our regular satirical series, aid worker Dara Passano is kidnapped for the second time and Human Resources are her only hope
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    Confessions of a humanitarian: 'There are days I'd sacrifice world peace for a chocolate croissant'

    In the first of a regular series, Congo-based aid worker Dara Passano admits that years of humanitarian work have finally turned her capitalist
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