Monkey called in at Glamour's Woman of the Year awards long enough to observe the predictable paparazzi orgy. Lily Allen made an elegant entrance in a delightful Giles Deacon dress printed with decapitated baby deer. Her exit wasn't quite as elegant because after an altercation in the toilets, a rather worse-for-wear Allen was helped to leave the premises. Piers Morgan was there surrounding himself with as many A-listers as he could find, no doubt lining them up for his new chatshow. And Alexa Chung was promising that her Channel 4 documentary The Devil Wears Primark will eventually make it to the screen, perhaps after a slightly more realistic edit period. Keeley Hawes and Matthew Mcfadyen kept their hands off each other long enough to talk to other people; a couple of Spice Girls turned up to remind everyone that they still exist; and Sarah Dukas hardly strayed further than five feet from her new favourite model Daisy Lowe all night - now that's what Monkey calls chaperoning. All the usual celebrity soup, then.