A peek at the diary of ...
A glimpse inside a celebrity mind
A peek at the diary of Elton John
'David, George needs our help, so get out there and tell the world he's lost it. I have stuff to buy'
A peek at the diary of P Diddy
'My debut on the Home Shopping Network set a new sales record, reminding the world that everything I touch turns to nine-carat gold'
A peek at the diary of James Cameron
'This movie isn't a "game changer", it's a civilisation changer'
A peek at the diary of Nicolas Cage
'My answerphone message says, "I'll do it." How is it possible that I have no cash?'
A peek at the diary of Morrissey
'I'm too old for all that standing up and singing lark'
A peek at the diary of Mark Thatcher
'I hit number one on my speed dial. "Mummy?" I breathed expectantly. But that cow Carol was already round there'
A peek at the diary of Prince Edward
'It's great to be able to carry on my father's work, as the torch of crass insensitivity is passed on to the next generation'
A peek at the diary of Madonna
'I've been oddly drawn to Wallis Simpson, the super-lean, hard-faced American commoner who controversially married an Englisman'
A peek at the diary of Pamela Anderson
'I've landed a role on the London stage! My character's name is Jeannie – although it's spelt "Genie", which must be a British thing'
A peek at the diary of Alesha Dixon
How does Alesha Dixon really feel after usurping her one-time Strictly Come Dancing mentor Arlene Phillips? John Crace can only imagine…
A peek at the diary of David Hasselhoff
How will the Hoff explain the latest rumours of a relapse, wonders Marina Hyde
A peek at the diary of Dan Brown
'This could be the end of the world as we know it.' Well, Dan Brown's world, that is, says John Crace
A peek at the diary of Charles Saatchi
'Damien's never forgiven me for flogging off his shark'
A peek at the diary of Peter Jones
Is the guy from the Dragons' Den contractually obliged to act like a hugely self-satisfied arse, wonders Marina Hyde
A peek at the diary of Derek Draper
The New Labour spin meister turned psychotherapist tries to get OK! magazine interested in his new baby's first poo. Imagine that!
A peek at the diary of Louis Walsh
Marina Hyde imagines what the X Factor judge makes of the changes for the new season
A peek at the diary of Peter Andre
'I know people may be bored of our divorce now… but it's been incredibly stimulating for me creatively'
A peek at the diary of Paula Abdul
My name is Paula Abdul, and I am no longer held back by America's highest rating television show
A peek at the diary of Michael Parkinson
'Cut me in half and the words straight-talking Yorkshireman run right through me. Even though I live in a mansion in Berkshire'
A peek at the diary of Kate Thornton
'My wilderness years are over. I am to co-host Loose Women, the ITV daytime show in which four women sit around a table and cackle about willies'
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