Tony Blair is back! With a revealing memoir! What timing! What precision! There are sharp navy suits, touches of backstabbery and an overly earnest disposition. It's just like the old days…

She rises from the ashes of burnt fame, less like a phoenix, more like choking smoke that clings to your hair

The best body of any Celebrity Love Island presenter EVER. It's official

Last week LinLo was released from jail after serving 13 days of her 90-day sentence. Which is good news for fashion, as a lot can change in 90 days

Another fancy dress party, another scandal for Pazza as she's photographed doing a Nazi salute stroke scratching her nose and dancing at the same time

Some headline puns that we've seen since Robbie rejoined Take That: "A million love songs later, they are back"; "Re-take That"; "Could it be magic again?"

She was the one with the face-hands on last year's X Factor, and now she's a pop star. This is how it works

After a single dream where Ronaldo waved at me from a sun lounger in the middle of a roundabout on the M25, I've been unable to picture him anywhere else

Vrooom! Vroom vroom! Neeoow … That's the sound
of a car, because today is British Grand Prix day

It's Russell Brand, the one-man sex ban, the backcombed goth who likes a chest tan! Let's have a look, shall we?

Kate Moss, who you'll have bumped into at Glastonbury this weekend, keeps Polaroids of her shoes on the outside of their boxes

She's blonde, she's pretty and sometimes she wants to frown, but simply can't. I call her Amanda Holdenkiss, for fun, but nobody laughs

Paul McCartney! Macca! Big Mac! Lord Macclethwaite of Paulchester! The fourth Beatle! We are fond of him

For her 40th birthday, NC had a week-long party on a yacht. Apparently the toilets were a total mare

This man has just married a supermodel. A really, really
fit one, too

Carrie Bradshaw: writer, lover, saint. With one gentle nod, tartan's in fashion. With a wink, it's dust

Not only was Kylie's 'Tears on my Pillow' the first record I ever bought, but I had a Kylie and Jason pillowcase made especially for me in a shopping centre forecourt

He looks like the cartoon character you fancied aged nine, and then the head boy you fancied aged 12, and then the IT consultant you fancied aged 32