Guy Browning: I'm going to stop here because I don't know how to do anything else
Guy Browning: The secret of life is a combination of the combined wisdom of the great thinkers down the ages and the Cub Scout law
Guy Browning: When you're soothing ruffled feathers, it's important to stroke the right way
Guy Browning: Grandparents are found in one of two places: in a wing-backed armchair or on a mountain bike
Guy Browning: Eyes are screens, and like any screen they don't tell the whole story
Guy Browning: We like to mind other people's business because most of us, in terms of our own lives, are only small business owners
Guy Browning: The world is divided into those who frown on standing out and those who encourage it
Guy Browning: Hovering is making an enormous effort to stay in the same place, generally in midair
Guy Browning: Squeezing must be voluntary, otherwise it's an invasion of body space
Guy Browning: Increased clutter is rarely prescribed, though a bit of mental compost can be desirable
Guy Browning Old people love rhubarb and young children because they're both highly visible signs of vigorous new growth
Guy Browning Smoking wouldn't be half so attractive if you had to take nicotine via a suppository
Guy Browning: Inertia sounds like the name of a newly privatised energy company
Guy Browning: Happiness is a fine marmalade but contentment is a citrus grove
Guy Browning: Women bond by swapping their innermost secrets with their mothers, their partners and their fridge
Guy Browning: Having a sensible boyfriend or girlfriend is like going out with a piece of nonslip carpet
Guy Browning: Guilt is homesickness for a parallel universe where you are a much better person
Guy Browning: In life there are many more exits than entrances
Guy Browning: The spark is the prime mover, the thing that gets things started
Guy Browning: Blowing is actually quite healthy, because it clears the lungs and encourages you to refill them with fresh air