Bad day in the office? Put the kettle on. Feeling a bit rubbish generally? Crack out the biscuits

Having a driving licence says a lot about a person. It’s the first thing I would ask someone about on a date to gauge our compatibility

She doesn’t live to make other people happy, and is so content that it rubs off on others

As they scrape the pollution off my skin, I am scolded for not going to the hammam in London

My favourite nugget of wisdom? Date someone you can read the weekend paper with