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The Séamas O’Reilly column

  • Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. (L to R) Meesha Garbett as Hortensia, Charlie Hodson-Prior as Bruce Bogtrotter in Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. Cr. Dan Smith © 2022

    My young son has the makings of a marvellous actor…

    Séamas O’Reilly
    I think so anyway, he’s excelling in the cast of his drama club’s Matilda
  • A baby girl laughing with joy.

    My two-year-old daughter has a great sense of humour

    Séamas O’Reilly
    True, she only has one joke, but it’s an absolute banger
  • A children’s birthday party. ‘Babies are so undiscerning, you could simply walk around until you found another baby’s birthday party in the park and join in.’

    There’s nothing like a big cake and local park for a stress-free child’s birthday party

    Séamas O’Reilly
    My son wanted to keep the celebration small and so we took his friends out for an afternoon of beautiful, wonderful chaos
  • Child filling in a voting form

    I’m hoping my son, aged five, has the makings of a political commentator

    Séamas O’Reilly
    We’ve tried to instil values, but he has no awareness of the political system – does that matter?
  • Portrait of angry businessman outdoors on the phone

    My rather sweet Father’s Day joke got the men’s rights activists raging

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    It seems I’m a misandrist…
  • Little girl breaking an egg on kitchen counter covered with flour. Girl child learning cooking in the kitchen at home and making a mess.<br>PGDX6T Little girl breaking an egg on kitchen counter covered with flour. Girl child learning cooking in the kitchen at home and making a mess.

    Working from home is all very well – unless your daughter is there too

    Séamas O’Reilly
    It seems my little girl is happy to forgo toys, paints and cuddles at nursery, so long as it means she can stop me getting down to work
  • Young dad Paul Pocock from Washington, Tyne and Wear, with son Kai. Paul has completed parenting courses run by Charlie Thompson in neighbouring Sunerland. Commissioned for Family support project for teenage fathers

    My son is suspicious of the idea of Father’s Day. Why would he want to celebrate the lesser of his two parents?

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    I’m aware of sounding a bit desperate as I explain the concept to him
  • Birthday boy: my memory of that time is etched in dark marble

    My son is passing many early milestones but there’s one that’s for me to reflect on

    Séamas O’Reilly
    It is three weeks before his sixth birthday, which means he is exactly the age I was when my mother died
  • Tyson Fury v Oleksandr Usyk: Ring Of Fire - Fight Night<br>RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA - MAY 18: Oleksandr Usyk punches Tyson Fury during the IBF, WBA, WBC, WBO and Undisputed Heavyweight titles' fight between Tyson Fury and Oleksandr Usyk at Kingdom Arena on May 18, 2024 in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. (Photo by Richard Pelham/Getty Images)

    My two-year-old can’t even say her own name, but she’s already boxing clever

    Séamas O’Reilly
    Somehow she managed to order the pay-per-view fight between Tyson Fury and Oleksandr Usyk
  • fun and games!<br>two very happy dogs

    A crime has been committed, but don’t blame the dog

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    Someone has shripped a parcel to shreds, but it can’t have been Dougie
  • West Highland Terrier puppy sitting in toy stroller, studio shot<br>globe in a buggy

    A toy globe bursting with information is a great tool…

    Séamas O’Reilly
    Even if we’re not sure what to do with it just yet
  • Young Boy Eating Barbecued Corn On The Cob<br>Posed by model A young boy with curly hair sitting at a table in his back garden and eating a barbecued corn on the cob.

    But where do you put your knife and fork? Etiquette lessons…

    Séamas O’Reilly
    The strict rules of etiquette are some way off, but I’ve started to introduce my son to polite society
  • Schoolboy leaving house with book bag on way to school

    Living opposite my son’s school has its advantages

    Séamas O’Reilly
    I like the rituals of getting ready for school but recently they were are thrown into undignified confusion
  • A Stena Line sea ferry sails into Dublin port near an Irish Ferries sea ferry in Dublin<br>A Stena Line sea ferry sails into Dublin port near an Irish Ferries sea ferry, amid the spread of the coronavirus disease (COVID-19), in Dublin, Ireland, March 15, 2021. REUTERS/Clodagh Kilcoyne

    A family ferry trip across to Dublin has its fair share of drama

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    But first there’s that long drive to Holyhead, writes Séamas O’Reilly
  • A child sitting on the stairs with his head in his hands looking upset. Image shot 06/2015. Exact date unknown.<br>EWDB2A A child sitting on the stairs with his head in his hands looking upset. Image shot 06/2015. Exact date unknown.

    My five-year-old son is learning to play chess…

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    But he has yet to master the art of losing gracefully
  • Hispanic woman carrying daughter<br>GettyImages-90306700

    My walking, talking little girl has just turned two…

    Séamas O’Reilly
    But as far as I’m concerned she’s still my baby
  • Boy playing chess outdoors Credit: Altrendo/ Getty Creative

    I’d never been interested in chess, until my son wanted a game…

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    Learning how to play is tricky. But then beating your tutor (even if he’s only five) is the icing on the cake, says Séamas O’Reilly
  • Playing the fool… young people need little encouragement.

    Playing pranks for April Fools’ Day is great fun…

    Séamas O’Reilly
    But rather less so when the jokes are at your own expense
  • ‘My son’s favourite YouTube videos are made on the day he watches them, often by literal children and never by anyone over the age of 25’

    My son has learned a lot from YouTube, but he loves the screaming, blaring videos best

    Séamas O’Reilly
    It’s not clear why they are so addictive for small children, but luckily there is a way to limit their consumption, writes Séamas O’Reilly
  • toddlers enjoying building blocks, cars, ships and other plastic toys in kindergarten. High quality photo<br>2K72D65 toddlers enjoying building blocks, cars, ships and other plastic toys in kindergarten. High quality photo

    My two-year-old daughter suddenly finds she has to sort

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    It’s an irresistible urge to arrange: makeup, bottle lids, coins, sardine tins, anything. By Séamas O’Reilly
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