Lisa has lured me there so that she won't end the evening in the awkward position of standing on her own next to Stuart

Lisa has waved a rapid goodbye to online Jim

Lisa's having a run of false starts. So, there was Online Jim, whom I mentioned last week

Lisa's trying to move on after finishing with Lloyd... but she isn't having much luck

I've urged Lisa, in the strongest possible terms, to weigh Lloyd's limited availability against the fact that she'll be financially sorted for life

Lisa is leaving Lloyd. In my argument against this, I've slightly suggested she become a prostitute

I can't think what I'd hate the most: the freedom or sex and extravagant holidays

Of the four things you should never do with a man, giving him an ultimatum is at least three of them

After discovering that he's not seeing another woman but (as he'd always claimed, in fact) merely working near-constantly, Lisa has confronted her boyfriend, Lloyd

Lisa is telling me how devastating it was for her to discover that her boyfriend wasn't seeing another woman

Lisa recounts secretly spying on her boyfriend who thought she was out of the country

Lisa has falsely told her boyfriend she's in Sweden in the hope of catching him being unfaithful

Lisa is telling me about her two-week-long stakeout (and that is the word) of her boyfriend, Lloyd

To get out of bed each day, I need to believe that no other woman in the history of the world has ever done something like this

I've explained to Lisa why I'm terribly uncomfortable with her spiritedly aiming to catch Lloyd cheating on her

Lisa's asking why I'm insisting that she can't try to catch Lloyd being unfaithful to her

Lisa has abruptly announced that she is going to 'catch' Lloyd