The secret diary of Rupert Sawyer
Royal pregnancy predictions, Olympic hysteria, BBC crisis ... good luck Britain
Rupert SawyerRupert Sawyer: The UK is the kind of nation that adopts the Gangnam craze to promote keeping its sewers clean, so I bid you farewell
The BBC can get from funk to funky with one simple measure – logos
Rupert SawyerRupert Sawyer: Rebranding, and a large crayon, is the only way the drunken Auntie can haul itself out of the mess it has made
Barack Obama and Nadine Dorries – writing their place in the history books
Rupert SawyerRupert Sawyer: Our media commentator explains how two individuals with very different challenges have reinvigorated his love of politics
Are there any untapped docutainment ideas that can match ITV's Splash?
Rupert Sawyer: It may be the celebrity diving format of the gods, but I'm a Celibate ... Get Me Out of Here! could give it a run for its money
Who cares about the BBC? It's time it was exterminated
In the wake of the Jimmy Savile scandal, our media commentator says the corporation's very existence is in question. By Rupert Sawyer
Newsweek got it right – the printing press belongs in Room 101
Rupert Sawyer: In the 21st century facts are fluid, so why not make newspapers peer edited – like Wikipedia?
Why I could be banged up in jail with the ghost of Jimmy Savile
Rupert Sawyer: Channel 8's bid to stream top US shows immediately in the UK lands our media commentator under house arrest
Jimmy Savile? Lord Lucan? Now let me defame the undead and reveal all
Rupert SawyerRupert Sawyer: Our media commentator unveils plans to launch badobits.com – a chance to dishonour any dead celebrity you like
Channel 4's Drugs Live shows TV needs a shot in the arm
Rupert SawyerRupert Sawyer: If Channel 4 can justify Drugs Live, surely Channel 8 should be allowed to broadcast Porn Live?
Topless Kate Middleton: why Channel 8's empire publicised a royal boob
Rupert SawyerRupert Sawyer: Our media commentator gets his teeth into privacy issues – and blames the duchess for the racy exposures
Thank God for free press – who else would look out for our health?
Rupert Sawyer: Forget about the topless pictures of Kate, the press is vital in saving British lives
No medals for the Twitter twits who can't tell a spoof from a true story
Rupert Sawyer: Our media commentator and Channel 8 boss tackles the bulging online postbag over his Olympics column
At least a few members of Team GB have apologised for failure
Rupert SawyerRupert Sawyer: Channel 8's imaginative chief executive takes a look at Britain's Olympic results from his typically skewed perspective
Why can't we Brits crowd around the TV and watch crap like we used to?
Rupert SawyerEven when the BBC screens nothing but the Olympics, viewing figures are a fraction of those devouring Bread in the 1980s
Why endure London Olympic hell when you can live the American dream?
Rupert SawyerFrom reality TV to political insults – we can learn so much from our stateside cousins and their twelve-fingered children
BBC World Service's cardigan-wearing xenophiles are wasting your cash
Rupert Sawyer: Dragging the leftie grumblers to Broadcasting House isn't enough – we should stop funding this whacky 1930s fad
Books are finished, TV dominates – and Fifty Shades of Grey proves it
Rupert SawyerRupert Sawyer: EL James's mummy porn has only sold 10m copies – the same number as viewers who saw this year's BBC1 Carling Cup final
I'm not letting the Olympic brand fascists run rings around me
Rupert SawyerRupert Sawyer: The IOC's licensing agreements are squeezing out ordinary Londoners who can't even get a ticket to the Games
Poor Jimmy Carr. Being a celebrity shouldn't be taxing
Rupert SawyerRupert Sawyer: If a standup is managing to coin in millions by pedalling rubbish, he should be allowed to keep the spoils
Forget Spain versus Ireland: David Cameron was my Match of the Day
Rupert SawyerRupert Sawyer: The prime minister's appearance at the press inquiry will surely take us back to basics and into another golden era for the media
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