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Marina Hyde’s campaign trail 2024

Marina Hyde’s take on the 2024 UK general election

  • An advertising van for the Conservative party in Parliament Square in May.

    Tory tactics make this a rip-roaring election for the phrase ‘[citation needed]’

    Conservative strategy seems to involve throwing a range of negative things at the wall each week and seeing what sticks
  • Rishi Sunak speaks at the D-Day 80th anniversary event in Normandy; soldiers in dress uniform are seen standing behind him.

    Sunak continues his fighting talk. At this stage it’s more of a surrender message

    Prime minister’s campaign has become the only spectacle less appealing than England at the Euros
  • Mel Stride leaving a building

    And it’s over to Mel Stride. Again. Where are all the other Tories? Ladbrokes?

    The work and pensions secretary’s colleagues must be trapped under something heavy because no one but Stride is pulling their weight
  • Composite of headshots of Tony Lee and Laura Saunders

    Are Tories bent on scoring own goals? Alleged election betting shows real dedication

    Tory party campaign director’s leave of absence over alleged bet hands Labour the perfect metaphor
  • Rishi Sunak wears headphones and speaks into a mic in the LBC studio

    Sunak’s never-ending apology on LBC phone-in elicits a sea of grimaces

    The PM is sorry we feel like that, but at least he isn’t trying to con the country into believing in a Labour dictatorship
  • Sky News audience

    In the challenger v the gaffer election event, the audience was the winner

    Sunak’s interview about going without Sky TV as a child was the perfect warm-up act but Keir Starmer got a few laughs too
  • Reform UK leader Nigel Farage (left) shakes hands with Lee Anderson, Reform UK parliamentary candidate for Ashfield, Nottinghamshire.

    Farage buddies up with Lee Anderson for ‘red wall’ take on Bad Boys: Ride or Die

    ‘You’re with another man who’s box office,’ a journalist tells Farage, who will now have to push Anderson down a staircase
  • Malcolm and Simone Collins and three of their children sitting on a bench

    America’s premier pronatalists on having ‘tons of kids’ to save the world, Marina Hyde on the election campaign trail, and is doing nothing the secret of happiness? – podcast

    Rishi Sunak is so convinced he can’t win he’s promising any old mad thing, while the Lib Dems are deliberately falling off paddleboards – Marina Hyde on the election. The couple on a mission to make it easier for everyone to have multiple children – Elon Musk (father of 11) is a supporter. Few of us have the money to take a long pause from work – but, as Anita Chaudhuri discovers, even a day can make a difference
  • Carla Denyer and Adrian Ramsay standing behind lit-up lecterns with a crowd of supporters behind them with ‘Vote Green’ placards

    Greens keep it short and sweet to avoid the don’t-want-to-knows

    The more people find out about the Green party’s policies, the more they tend to switch off. So today’s campaign launch was over in 15 minutes
  • Ed Davey wearing lifejacket and holding a long paddle looks at camera as he 'falls' off a paddleboard on water

    Lib Dems are go! And they’ve already done the joke

    Paddleboard on Tuesday, bike on Wednesday – their slogan could be ‘yeah but you’re talking about us, aren’t you?’
  • Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves look at each other standing in front of a large plane engine fan

    Manufacturing dissent: welcome to the political excesses of the election campaign

    Rishi Sunak is so palpably convinced he can’t win he’s promising any old mad thing. Meanwhile, the Lib Dems are falling off kayaks
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