Rat on a sinking ship
In the dying days of the Brown government Labour MP Ron Scuttle offers us a weekly peek at his diary ...
Rat on a sinking ship
Note to self: must NOT get pissed at count
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Ron Scuttle meets the press … in Nestyn
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I'm not the only one who never spotted the Lib Dem candidate smarming up out of nowhere
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Another hospital visit on the campaign trail – and the truth about Sam Cam's feet
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Our election campaign badly needs support . . . we have to out-smart that posh cow Pippa Rowe-Dent
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God, Amess got the Maldives for his freebie destination. What did I get? Sierra sodding Leone
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Sucking up to mums is the top mission in a marginal. Tricky . . .
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The annual women's day row got off to an early start with me saying that if anyone's got to mingle at the all-girl moanfest it ought to be Diane
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Ron Scuttle: How on earth to counter the effect of the Ashcroft loot? If I'm going to buy votes, I have to find a way to be subtle about it
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After 10 pints, I find I can't pronounce our new slogan. Still some of the other lines from the post-Rawnsley strategy are coming in handy
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Calling Tory women 'evil bottom-smelling dogs' looked genius at the time, says Labour MP Ron Scuttle
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It's that time in the election cycle when I have to cry in public. But where and when?
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Poor, poor me. I've actually had to endure a few hours of meeting some slum-dwellers living on the breadline
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My novel's finished - but what's this? Only a sodding interview with Campbell about his novel
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Are we a middle-class party or a working-class one? I've no idea. And that matters when you have to decide what to call the toilet
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How hard can blogging and tweeting be? It's not as if anyone in their right mind would read it.
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Ron Scuttle MP wonders if he's the only one panicking now that Hilary Benn wants to fight the election on hunting
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MP Ron Scuttle decides it's time to face his own Iraq inquiry
The Eton Boating Song – with new lyrics by Ron Scuttle
'Jolly voting weather, the toffs are on their knees . . .'
Roll up for Scuttle's Tours of Shame
'All main expenses sites covered' – Ron Scuttle MP hits on a winner
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