Fleet Street’s offerings on the day before the polls open are just the partisan wailings of a bunch of needy publications screaming for relevancy

The Tories got 40% in a mock election held by First News. Well, kids are like George Osborne – have you ever tried telling one to share a biscuit?

The worst-case scenario – and one that’s increasingly likely to happen – is that everything will grind to a halt and there’ll be another election before Christmas

I’m also taking ‘performance improvement’ lessons, but can I get away with resembling a real person without too much berserk enthusiasm?

BBC1’s Question Time special was, like the campaign, the equivalent of watching ineffectual parents trying to meet the berserk demands of tyrannical infants

Right in the middle of marginal constituency Hampstead and Kilburn and only 13 minutes from Westminster, Sumatra Road’s residents didn’t stand a chance

The rightwing press may have trouble sustaining its lunatic pitch of deranged – yet fully justified – hysteria about the threat posed by the Labour leader

When tabloid columnist tweeted she would leave the UK if Ed Miliband won the election, there were cheers from Labour supporters up and down the country

Channel 4 threatens to force young people to vote by shutting down E4 on election day. This is a dangerous move. Who knows where it will end

The real victim in the row over the Tory co-chairman is this honest-to-goodness Wikipedia whistleblower – who only wants the truth

From revelations about his love life to his popularity with hen parties, the Labour leader has become an icon of effortless masculinity. Just don’t let him go too far

I might have moved to a safe Tory seat but despite all the logic to the contrary I’ve registered to vote in the general election because, call me an idiot, but you never know

It’s entirely reasonable to base your voting decision on how a manifesto is presented, so here are the conclusions you should draw from each party’s efforts

Shouldn’t the prime minister have thought of a more appropriate sitcom to repeatedly reference during his manifesto launch?

Her launch video may be bland, but the exuberant reaction to it in Britain illustrates her rockstar aura compared with the humdrummery of the UK scene