Armchair Olympics The definitive guide to the Games for those who have neither the time, inclination nor permission to sit at home slouched in front of the telly all day
The Armchair Olympics alternative medals ceremony Events include moaning, groping and of course crying – while the gold, silver and bronze for best self-publicist go to …
The Armchair Olympics: day 12 Golden graffiti for Sheffield's finest, the many faces of the royal family and Australia makes a case for moral medals
The Armchair Olympics: day 11 Phil Jones way out in front for touchy prize, the Stadium's sewers say hello and the dangers of hungover commentators
The Armchair Olympics: day 10 NBC gives US sprinters a head start, while Boris Johnson bags more screen time and the Aussie-baiting continues
The Armchair Olympics: day nine John Crace The Royal Mail gets Laura Trott's address wrong, commentators take a hands-on approach and celebrity-spotting starts to grate
The Armchair Olympics: day eight John Crace Watching from the armchair can be frustrating but at least you can follow the commentators' medal table
The Armchair Olympics: day seven Tim Dowling Frontline spectatorship is fine for some, but if you actually want to know what's going on, you're better off in front of the telly
The Armchair Olympics: day six Mitt Romney's horse guy makes an appearance, Britain slips in the bronzing stakes – and the real world packs a punch
The Armchair Olympics: day five Curse of Cameron held at bay as he stays away from London – but is it really John Major acting as Team GB's good luck charm?
The Armchair Olympics: day four Forget Paul the Octopus and his run of World Cup predictions, all eyes are on Rafalca, the Romneys' four-legged friend
The Armchair Olympics: day three Weightlifting's main event, the clean and jerk, sounds like an item from the back page of a massage parlour menu
The Armchair Olympics: day two John Crace Despite having watched every televised hour of every Olympics since 1972, some events will always remain a mystery to me
The Armchair Olympics: day one As Hazel Irvine tried to convince us Mark Cavendish would win the road race, her fellow pundit struggled to decipher third place
The Armchair Olympics: it begins! As the world awaits London's opening ceremony, excitement levels may have already peaked with archery on the radio
The Armchair Olympics - Day T minus 1 If you're stuck in an office or out enjoying the sunshine, fear not, we'll sit on the sofa and watch the Olympics for you
