Simon Rich finds a money-back guarantee with a few terms & conditions

Simon Rich wanders past a surprisingly thorough sign in a restaurant bathroom

Simon Rich comes across a lesser-known page in the Guinness Book of World Records

Simon Rich comes across a timely advert for oral hygiene

Simon Rich unearths the lost prophesies of the world's most famous soothsayer

Simon Rich comes across a note in the programme for
a live magic show

Simon Rich comes across a brand that knows what sells

Simon Rich looks back at quotes from some of our earliest space pioneers

Simon Rich comes across a record that puts Oscar Wilde's
last words in context

Simon Rich stumbles across a revelatory corrections column in a newspaper

Simon Rich eavesdrops on an important conversation in the Leprechaun household

We know penguins can't fly, but Simon Rich finds they won't take their pills either

Simon Rich comes across an advice column written
by and for dogs

Simon Rich checks out the health and safety at his local theme park

Simon Rich finds an unnerving advertisement for a clearance sale

Simon Rich finds some handy advice in a set of self-assembly instructions

Simon Rich has been eating at the Hong Kong House for years, but last week's fortune cookies made him nervous

Simon Rich stumbles across Clark Kent's staff appraisal form