Kiev: not an easy place to get your head around. Now that's a slogan.

After Franco, life in Madrid became a big disco, and it still is. They called it La Movida. We'd call it 'Caning it'.

The Alps rise like a wall above the town of Evian. It almost convinces you that mineral water isn't a total and utter scam, says Mylo.

Miami Beach is the venue for the Winter Music Conference, an annual junket for dodgy house music.

Like anyone else who endured this year's filthy British winter, we just wanted to sit and sweat somewhere.

The night soon collapsed into the usual inebriation and eventually I was hauled off the decks at 7am.

I faced a crossroads: down one path being expected to do yoga. Down the other, death. Yoga or death?