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Eurovision 2000

June 2000

  • Baby-faced assassin over-priced for Euro 2000

    Our man with a clog in one hand and a box of luxury chocolates in the other, points out the value bets for Euro 2000, before having a good old bitch about the result of this year's Eurovision Song Contest.

May 2000

  • Sing and the world hums

    Just under 1,000 media people were in Sweden on Saturday night, cramming the restaurants and rooms in the press centre at the giant Globen dome, where an efficient team headed by blonde Asa Wahlbom, who would not have looked out of place in Abba, organised the hundreds of sound booths, computer terminals, pigeonholes, modem sockets and interview cubicles.

  • Outraged Israel disowns daring Eurovision entry

    Israel's broadcasting authority yesterday disowned its official entry for the Eurovision song contest, rattled by an audacious routine that includes waving Syrian flags and performing suggestive acts with cucumbers.
    • Nul points

    • Me and my motor: Nicki French

    • He's got perfect kitsch

April 2000

  • Language resources: German
    Hadde 'nen Piep?

    For the second year, Germany's Eurovision song contest entry is sending up the event. Nicole Prestle finds out if young people agree

January 2000

  • It's time for a shave, girls

    There are only three artists in part one of the Saatchi Gallery's largely disappointing Eurovision. As a group there is nothing to connect them, not even any discernible European-ness, whatever that may be. Patricia Ellis's catalogue essay won't enlighten you either: it is garbage.

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