Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen heads inside the country’s most extravagant houses – from a wild west ranch in Cheshire that’s like a Disney theme park to a pirate-themed pad with its own lagoon and crow’s nest. Sheer joy!

What does our nation need to see in these straitened times? Surely not a young couple who have ‘just’ 40k to do up an already over-priced doer-upper

Despite an unprecedented crisis in home ownership, shows like Location, Location, Location and Grand Designs are seemingly neverending. Might they be to blame for skyrocketing prices?

This property show gives teams £100,000 each to revamp houses and turn a profit – when they’re not botching their budgets or nearly electrocuting themselves

The celebrity photographer presides over six hopeful snappers in BBC Four’s new reality contest. Plus, Your Home Made Perfect. Here’s what to watch this evening

‘I was telling two girls how safe an area was – when a policeman came up and said there’d been a murder round the corner’

From a home made out of a Boeing 747 to a dream eco-friendly abode in the desert, a chirpy duo helpfully show you how to live your best life

And you thought you were the only one watching a the BBC’s endlessly repeated property programme...

Anna Friel excelled in ITV1's gripping new thriller Without You while Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror raised the darkest of laughs, writes Euan Ferguson