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Samantha Bee

June 2022

  • Seth Meyers on Ginni Thomas’s texts to White House chief of staff Mark Meadows: Those texts make Mike Lindell sound like a levelheaded businessman.”

    Seth Meyers: Ginni Thomas’ texts ‘make Mike Lindell sound like a levelheaded businessman’

  • Stephen Colbert on Fox’s efforts to keep its viewers from switching to the hearing: ‘That’s the first rule of any cult: never leave the compound.’

    Colbert on January 6 hearing: ‘exactly what you thought but worse than you could’ve imagined’

May 2022

  • Stephen Colbert on George W Bush accidentally calling invasion of Iraq “unjustified and brutal”: “It’s like he’s thinking of it all the time and it just popped out.”

    Stephen Colbert on Bush’s gaffe: ‘A refreshingly lighthearted confession to war crimes’

    Late-night hosts discuss Bush accidentally calling the invasion of Iraq ‘wholly unjustified and brutal’, and Roe v Wade

April 2022

  • Samantha Be: ‘More than 2,000 text messages! This proves definitively that Mark Meadows is a gossipy little bitch.’

    Samantha Bee on the Capitol attack inquiry: ‘Mark Meadows, you are messy’

  • Samantha Bee on Tucker Carlson’s film The End of Men: “You’ve got to love a documentary that has the same energy as an ad for toilet wipes for insecure dudes.”

    Samantha Bee on Tucker Carlson’s new film: ‘Same energy as an ad for toilet wipes for insecure dudes’

March 2022

  • Samantha Bee: “For years, Putin has dreamed of getting the empire back together in one big-ass geopolitical parent trap, and he sees Ukraine as a vital piece.”

    Samantha Bee on Putin: ‘All of this suffering can be laid at the manicured feet of one deranged man-baby’

    Late-night hosts discuss Ukrainian refugees, Russia’s struggling military, and Kim Kardashian’s controversial advice for women to succeed in business

February 2022

  • Jimmy Kimmel: ‘You send Melania your money and in return, you’ll get whatever they decide to send back.’

    Kimmel on NFTs: ‘I thought a blockchain was what Melania had on her door’

    Late-night hosts discuss Melania Trump’s NFT collection, the Canadian trucker protest and Fox News’s faux scandal over Biden’s harm reduction program

January 2022

  • Trevor Noah on GOP outrage over Biden’s pledge to nominate a black woman to the supreme court: “Being a black woman isn’t the qualification. Joe Biden is going to pick a black woman is who also qualified.”

    Trevor Noah on the US supreme court: ‘Why not try to make it more representative?’

    Late-night hosts discuss GOP outrage over Biden’s promise to nominate the first black woman, and Democrats’ frustration with Kyrsten Sinema

December 2021

  • Seth Meyers on frantic text messages sent by Fox News hosts to White House chief of staff Mark Meadows on 6 January: “Their texts show they were lying and they knew they were lying.”

    Seth Meyers: Fox News hosts on 6 January ‘all knew how dangerous this situation was’

  • Samantha Bee on the Supreme Court: “We could be dealing with the consequences of their decisions for decades, especially when it comes to reproductive rights. For some people, it will be easier to find a Blockbuster than it will be to find a clinic.”

    Samantha Bee on supreme court: ‘It will be easier to find a Blockbuster than abortion clinics’

November 2021

  • Seth Meyers on Chris Christie’s image rehabilitation tour on cable news: “Why are we taking Chris Christie, of all people, seriously? He stood by this obviously monstrous man for years, and he still refuses to say whether he’d support Trump again in 2024.”

    Seth Meyers: ‘Why are we taking Chris Christie, of all people, seriously?’

    Late-night hosts discuss the former New Jersey governor’s image rehabilitation tour, Covid booster shots and Paul Gosar
  • Seth Meyers on Trump’s White House records: “When they finally subpoena those notepads, they’re just going to be filled with random doodles and inscrutable comments like ‘ingest bleach, maybe?’”

    Seth Meyers on Trump’s White House records: ‘Random doodles and inscrutable comments’

    Late-night hosts discuss a judge’s denial of Trump’s request to keep records secret and the bipartisan $1.2tn infrastructure bill
  • Trevor Noah on Virginia gubernatorial race: “Could be a bellwether of the things to come in the midterms next year, in the same way your girlfriend saying ‘that guy’s cute!’ is a bellwether that you’re going to be single soon.”

    Trevor Noah on Virginia election: ‘A Kim Kardashian going from Kanye to Pete Davidson level swing’

    Late-night hosts unpack a disappointing election night for Democrats and the most important supreme court term for abortion rights in decades

October 2021

  • Trevor Noah: ‘Part of loving your country is financially supporting your country. You can’t say you love your child if you’re sending all your money to some other kid who’s in the Cayman Islands.’

    Trevor Noah on corporate tax minimum: ‘15% isn’t even that much!’

  • show hosts composite - meyers colbert noah

    Beyond Trump jokes: how has late-night comedy fared in the Biden era?

September 2021

  • Stephen Colbert on potential government shutdown and debt default: “This is a totally avoidable crisis. It would be like knowing there’s a life-saving medicine available during a pandemic and not taking it. Ooh wait — maybe we should inject the budget with horse paste.”

    Stephen Colbert on the debt ceiling: ‘This is a totally avoidable crisis’

    Late-night hosts discuss the potentially devastating standoff in Congress, moderate Democrats’ murky demands and misinformation on TikTok
  • Samantha Bee: ‘Every sewage worker should be paid $3bn a year.’

    Samantha Bee on climate crisis: ‘Every sewage worker should be paid $3bn a year’

    Late-night hosts joined forced for a special evening of themed shows aimed at bringing more awareness to the environmental issues we’re facing
  • Samantha Bee on the Supreme Court’s refusal to strike down Texas’s six-week abortion ban in an unsigned, one-page midnight decision: “If you’re taking away our reproductive rights, at least own that you’re gutless monsters.”

    Samantha Bee brands supreme court ‘gutless monsters’ for Texas abortion decision

    Late-night hosts discuss Texas’s six-week abortion ban, flooding in New York and Covid’s new Mu variant

July 2021

  • Stephen Colbert: ‘The country is as hot as hell, so at least Cosby has a preview of the afterlife.’

    Colbert on the US heatwave: ‘It’s so hot, the Statue of Liberty dropped the toga’

    Late-night hosts discuss the soaring temperatures, the reversal of Bill Cosby’s sexual assault conviction, and media portrayals of Africa

June 2021

  • Stephen Colbert

    Colbert on Biden’s Putin summit: better than Trump’s ‘nauseating’ boot-licking

    Late-night hosts discussed Biden’s much-anticipated meeting with Putin and how Republicans have melted down over critical race theory
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