Fighting fires on the internet? CSI: Cyber is a franchise struggling to stay relevant
Jazz Twemlow
The latest instalment, CSI: Cyber, feels like a grandparent thinking they’re cool because they just used a smartphone to bid on a Werther’s Original on eBay
Cats and dogs make us laugh out loud (and cry inside a little)
Jazz Twemlow
If Channel 7 committed to its own banality, I could almost respect it, but hiding the shame of its shows behind a pet behaviourist ... nice try, TV executives!
Zoo: with folks like these, an animal takeover seems appealing
Jazz Twemlow
So far, Zoo isn’t so much the ‘mystery event of the year’ as a sub-par episode of The X-Files crossed with Doctor Dolittle. Plus bonus lions with smartphones
The week in Australian TV: the good, the bad and your future binge, Sense 8
Jazz Twemlow
From Saturday Night Live’s 360° vision to Married at First Sight’s total lack thereof, it’s been a dizzy week for Jazz Twemlow. Just don’t mention the puppy
The week in Australian TV: the good, the bad and the soon-to-be-extinct
Jazz Twemlow
Trying to find TV nuggets during prime time proved almost as futile as throwing bacon at the sun in the hope of it landing cooked. Thankfully there’s always one
The week in Aussie TV: the good, the bad and the Eurovision song contest
Jazz Twemlow
Sticking with scheduled TV seems as wilfully self-hating as clinging to the Titanic while a nudist pleasure cruise drifts past. Except at Eurovision time – go Guy!
MasterChef: still the finest of Australia's 'stuff on plates' shows
Jazz Twemlow
Next to MasterChef’s food porn close-ups and moist soundtrack, My Kitchen Rules looks like little more than choppy CCTV footage of Coles, writes Jazz Twemlow
American Ninja Warrior: just a giant flashing obstacle course built to fall off
Jazz Twemlow
Talk about title overkill – far from a battle to the death between nimble assassins, SBS’s US import should have been called Twisted Ankle Mecca Fortress
World’s Greatest Food Markets: a fishmonger-out-of-water reality show
Jazz Twemlow
In this episode of the entertaining SBS series, charismatic host Roger Barton, a London fishmonger, is thrown into the deep end as he tackles buying and selling chilli in a Mexico City food market
Neighbours, a show I watched ironically, has somehow got better with age
Jazz Twemlow
Guy Pearce called it our first brush with reality TV and I found, on returning to Ramsay Street, the ghosts of Neighbours past and present oddly comforting
So Freddie Flintoff wins I'm a Celebrity – what will Gogglebox make of it?
Jazz Twemlow
Gogglebox is TV turducken, force-feeding us the telly filler we avoided the first time round. At least there’s one less show we need to watch people watching …
No fast-paced, sexy crime shows for Australia – it's all slow, gentle detection
Jazz Twemlow
Too bad we can’t pop into K-Mart for a sniper rifle. Nor can we muster the high octane, TV crime drama of the US. Instead we have Doctor Blake, writes Jazz Twemlow
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