Stuart Heritage's how to be ...
Stuart Heritage's guide to the best - and worst - jobs on TV
Bored of mindfulness? Give mindlessness a try
Mindlessness relies on little more than a combination of snap judgments, intuition and absent-minded daydreaming. It sounded easy so I decided to try it
Stuart Heritage’s homemade life
Mobile phones have taken all the fun out of photography - it’s meant to be a massive faff
How to be … a Channel 5 documentary star
Stuart Heritage: To be in with a chance of fame you'll have to learn to drive something heavy and develop a passion for tedious statistics
How to be … Luther
Stuart Heritage: Befriend some sexy female psychopaths and start breaking a few rules and you'll be well on the way to becoming TV's coolest detective
How to be… a Top Gear presenter
Stuart Heritage: Develop an irrational devotion to cars, say objectionable things, get a bad haircut and the job's yours. But only men need apply...
How to be … a sitcom parent
Stuart Heritage: Want to star in a rubbishy sitcom? Then get a zany family with horrible kids and give off exasperated vibes
How to be … A Britain's Got Talent winner
Stuart Heritage: Dress in a shapeless tracksuit, learn how to street dance and never do impressions, and TV glory is yours for the taking
How to be … a TV DIY expert
Stuart Heritage: Blokeish, love clueless practical jokes and like hanging out with D-list celebs? You too could become a master of the makeover
How to be … a travelogue presenter
Stuart Heritage: One approach is to patronise the locals, another is to immerse yourself in a culture. Failing that you could just hate robots
How to be … a cookery show judge
Stuart Heritage: There's two approaches – you can become an authority in your field or eat from a large knife pretending you're a culinary Yoda
