'Some scenes are so mortifying, and so long, it's hard not to hide behind both hands until he's stopped talking'

TVOD: The new drama from the people who brought you Battlestar Galactica is all a little bit silly

'Where The Cube is austere and intimidating, Reflex borrows Total Wipeout's slapstick shtick'

It may lack impact, but Wogan's dulcet tones reveal the secrets of a gentle slumber while easing you into one in BBC1's latest science documentary, writes Julia Raeside

Any pretence of historical heft gives way to "two grown men talking excitedly about their favourite biscuits", writes Sam Bain

No trickery, no mind control – this time Derren's just schooling a group of pensioners in the art of grand larceny

It's the television equivalent of a religious pamphlet thrust on you by a benevolent creep, but with lower production values, writes Filipa Jodelka

'For those who'd seen all this and thought "let's visit these weirdos", Candace and Steve have a trump card: they freeze dry all their deceased pet rabbits'

The third and final series of the Danish political drama takes aim at mainstream party politics

The antics of these junior Brits abroad aren't funny or outrageous – they're just another example of the rugby-fication of Britain

Sky Living's new reality show forces aspiring models to confront their worst nightmare: a pissed-off Naomi Campbell

The contestants gag and squeal at the merest hint of gunk, leaving you with the impression they'd have the same response walking down the Halloween aisle in Asda

Andrew Collins: This is actually a fair-minded, democratic and only quasi-promotional snapshot of Iceland's working life – yawn

As the series reaches its midpoint a quick appraisal of the boot-lickers belowstairs, the hapless toffs above and the arch bastards all over the place

Rhik Samadder: "He's the alpha dog of coochie medicine," one secretary purrs to another, as if reading the liner notes on a Lil Wayne album'

There's more than a hint of The Silence Of The Lambs to this slickly entertaining supervillain-meets-ingenue drama

Being Human writer Lisa McGee's latest, A Clockwork Orange in the style of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps, feels spectacularly misjudged

Mark Jones: This documentary shows that even the weaker Tube moments are preferable to the hapless hackwork of the expensive haircuts dominating youth TV today

Here the contestants are constantly passing out, vomiting or dying of an unnecessarily graphic infection