He doesn’t have time to kiss.
They didn’t say anything about multitasking while Durge sucks h—
grabs microphone. the killers received five grammy nominations for their debut album hot fuss but didn’t get shit, even though hot fuss was probably one of the biggest albums of the early 2000s and even now 20 years later we still know all the words to these songs, even if you’ve never—hey what the fuck give me that back GIVE IT TO ME—even if you’re unfamiliar with the killers and their debut album you know mr. brightside, somebody told me, all these things that i’ve done, smile like you—SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT, JENNY WAS A FRIEND OF MINE—GLAMOROUS INDIE ROCK AND ROLL, YOUVE HEARD THEM YOU KNOW THEM THE KILLERS ARE CRITICALLY UNDERAPPRECIATED EVEN AFTER SHAPING AN ENTIRE DECADE OF CLUB AND ROCK MUSIC—
t-shirt that reads "I released the Kraken at Climate Pledge Arena and all I got was massive structural damage" (Prints here!)
#skates? on. kraken? released. dick? out#i am forcibly removed from climate pledge arena#HERE IT IS#THE PIECE THAT TOOK A SOLID MONTH TO MAKE#im so so happy with how it turned out and what i learned along the way#so fucking proud#seattle kraken#hockey#hockey art#my art#artists on tumblr#kraken#climate pledge arena#matty beniers#jared mccann#jordan eberle#vince dunn#adam larsson#philipp grubauer
on the enterprise straight up "spirking it". and by it. haha well... lets just say, my superior officers
Haha I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...
... shit
vestiges
(doodle dump + design notes under cut)
#the adventure zone#the adventure zone ethersea#taz ethersea#taz#ethersea#taz fanart#romeo’s flowers#sorry to every other ethersea npc I need to design I just had such strong mental images for these freaks#anyway. do you think Koda and Benevolence have explored each others bo— (I am forcibly removed from the stage)#taz koda#koda taz#taz benevolence#benevolence taz#tagging the cori crew bc they’re in the doodles under the cut ->#devo la main#zoox anthellae#amber gris#id in alt text
I would pay millions to have missa do a stream where he has to try to find philza in the most pink panther Inspector Clouseau type of way possible
THERE AIN'T NO ATLAS, KID. NEVER WAS.
if you peel him back far enough, there's nothing but a pile of theater masks
like, it's really fun how fontaine starts spiralling out the closer jack gets to him in the final arc of the game and returns to appropriating the image of family (the fake family in the beginning, the flawed father position later) to try and appeal to jack in some way but it's like. buddy. baby. you already took off your mask. anything you try and put on after this is going to come across as cheap and desperate. the magic is gone! and personally? I'm hooting and hollering
#like it's SOOOOOOO funny how he tries to pull the family angle again especially because he's sort of mimicking ryan#by trying to appropriate the father role over jack (the role of father being one of control#which. so you know how the fascist state works. right. if i start talking about roman history and the father of the state thing#will i start to lose people. im gonna do it anyway. SO-- [i am forcibly removed from the podium])#esp bc it's like. fontaine did the locks and keys for jack's mind but it's suchong we hear jack address with a familial term in#a recording. which is also. very. aughghgh. because we know what kind of person suchong is! (supernatural voice) family is hell#(not supernatural voice) you can choose to break the chains tho#i know i keep talking about the absolutely batshit family themes going on in bioshock esp w/ fontaine's father appropriation#but it's because the game has so much fascist dialogue coming out of ryan at full blast it would be EGREGIOUS not to think about it#i have some weird comic about intimacy via radios because it's enough of an immersive sim that i started thinking thoughts#about how I felt about the voice on the radio. and also. uhhhhhhhhhhhh. lobotomies.#(unsurprisingly I once had a jack/atlas-fontaine phase lmao)#bioshock#frank fontaine
I'm supposed to believe that Carmen Berzatto would look at a woman who has the big brown eyes of a soulful and charismatic baby seal and be like oh yeah we're 100% coworkers and nothing else?? That his soul does not sing her favorite song???? That his yearning does not grow within the safety of her garden???? That his heart does not soften in her warmth? That he does not sway in her wind or bloom under her sun?? That he does not bask in her rays and wonder how he could have ever lived without it??????????? bffr
always fucks me up how every major male SVSSS character barring liu qingge (dead for all of PIDW) and shen yuan (literal transmigrator) have some variation of airplane bro's personality, insecurity, and shitty coping mechanisms. like.
shen jiu!qingqiu lashing out, letting people assume terrible shit about him because it's easier than trying to clarify his intentions only for his actions and words to be misinterpreted anyway?
yue qingyuan being politely vacant, aimless and self-deprecative, believing himself a failure who deserves to be hated?
og!shang qinghua being a cannon fodder "cowardly traitor", cut off from protection and money and killed by his former liege?
mobei-jun having deeper set issues with trust and loyalty, especially from family members and personal servants?
tianlang-jun's naivete and emotional attachment leading indirectly to his being sealed under a mountain miserable and alone for years?
zhuzhi-lang's excessive degree of loyalty to people who show him sincere kindness, since most people find him ugly and unapproachable?
#keri chats#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#i'm not tagging all the other characters lol#svsss meta#SHANG QINGHUA AIRPLANE SHOOTING TOWARDS THE SKY ARE YOU OKAY? SIR? SIR I LOVE YOU SIR ARE YOU OK(i am forcibly removed from cangqiong peak)#long post#liu qingge's interesting. pidw!lqg was a blank slate so svsss!lqg is a lot more organic and Not influenced by airplane's... everything#everyone ELSE though? jesus christ get well soon (im teasing this is sad and i want them to have nice things)
everyone gaze upon them
#theyre so cute <3#i guarantee that in less than an hour they Will be duking it out#i got the sweetest fuckin cats ever ngl#i wake up with one peacefully on my legs and the other's spine compressing my windpipe <3#i have to forcibly remove them if i wanna get up in the morning <3#little guys... little beasts in my house...#i go into a new room. i am Followed by tiny creatures that just want to vibe near me#i am Complete#photos from the bog#cats of tumblr#Excuse The Me-Shaped Shadow#i love having animals in the house. just. damn. there's a fuckin Beast in here and we get along#TWO BEASTS!!!#and they get along too!!!! we're all buddies its great!#cats my beloved <3
POMPEY & SULLA
Pompey, however, was not cowed, but bade Sulla reflect that more worshipped the rising than the setting sun, intimating that his own power was on the increase, while that of Sulla was on the wane and fading away
Plutarch, Pompey
political alliances are like bets, you know. sometimes you come out winning, sometimes the guy you were grooming to be your heir has ambitions beyond you and you can’t fully get rid of him. sometimes an alliance is like sharing a pomegranate, like a bad deal. hand in hand, & you’re stuck with them till the end of the line.
#ye haw! what a fun dynamic#there was a version of this where they were both biting into a split pomegranate but I didn’t feel. like rendering all that#I do want to do a portrait of Pompey and Crassus after Juan Luna’s Tampuhan tho. that one will require work#drawing tag#gnaeus pompeius magnus#lucius cornelius sulla felix#roman republic tag#cant believe Sulla fucking marriage trapped him. so allow me to take it a step further (inhale) (I am forcibly removed from#the podium)
ok real talk i had to vote for Lucretia My Reflection in the overplayed goth classic poll, but. i will say this:
they should never, ever have let the goths near SPN. because right now my adhd procrastination on learning a new video editor, my very short list of other edits to do as practice, and the sheer amount of SPN to grab clips from--
are the only things standing in between this fandom and a She's In Parties vid that would hit Deangirl Tumblr like an A-bomb
(sing it with me now... 🎵 dialogue dub 💀 now here's the rub: 🎵 she's acting her reaction 🎞️🎵📽️🎤📸💥❗)
#(video editor recs accepted if and only if they will play nice with my linux machine. sorry.)#actually i lied the fourth obstacle is the binge i'd be doing through sheila o'malley's many jensen ackles meltdowns. for citations.#the skull emoji hearkens back to the ghostfacers bleep bar's implication that all spn dialogue is a dubbed bowdlerization of some authent--#[i am forcibly removed from inside ben edlund's walls]
in the spirit of the genre i'd like to hijack the current asian country music train to talk about one of my favourite historical guys shoji tabuchi: fiddler hall of famer! king of kitsch americana slay!! one of the Most Guys Ever in country music!!!!!
[OKAY this spiralled into a Whole Thing so im putting it under the cut to save your dashes. be warned this is long]