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Swiss shenanigans
US retail equity inflows have hit record levels this week
Despite Schrödinger’s tariffs, equity market volatility is eerily low
Tailored SWFs
Birdflation hits the greasy spoon
ladies and gentlemen, we got ’em (mammals)
Sovereign Wealth fun
Warner Bros; Bloomberg; London pubs; crowds; US economics; Trump stuff; and blurbs
Ajay, Atul, Rajesh, and Elon
🎶 I just want something to hold on to / and a little of that human touch 🎶
The crypto-head former White House communications director talks about SBF, memecoins, Tether and Trump
Bigmouth STRKs again
Austerity; eggs; Large Adult Men; The Sims; Elon Musk; granbot; QE; and Alan Turing
US military; Doge; tariffs; subspecies; gold; Costa Rica; Revolut; and debt
🥁
‘Your bonus was that you weren’t fired’
The end to self-delusion?
The weird financial dance between Taiwanese life insurers and US homebuyers
Personal finance; wage theft; James Bond; mainframes; millennials; FOIA; chatbots; and Excel
Not written by ChartGPT
And why it could blow up in everyone’s face
When the products are vapourware, extended-hours trading takes on an oversized importance
Putting the “loco” in relocation
Brazil; Illinois taxes; Marianne Faithfull; BookTok; Johanne Sacrebleu; etc
Is yoga a sport? What even is sport? Why would George Osborne do this? And other questions, not answered
Earnings don’t matter when Trump is your friend
Reversion to the meme
The Fartcoin stage; Marge Simpsonomics; Tulsi; old glowing anuses in Florida
SquidGPT has no fear of the AI Whale
‘Closing in on max loss’
The IMF’s exceptional access policy is not working
USA; REI; CES; OPM, etc
They call Vancouver “Hollywood North” for a reason
Trump’s recent executive order is shortsighted
Anaesthesia roll-ups; North England; Nvidia short; Playmobil anger; etc
Well, maybe at least?
Dim sum are called momos now