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148.6 hrs on record (135.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
"There is no hope... This is how you died."
You’re cold. You’re hungry. You’re bleeding out from a scratch you pray isn’t infected. You hear them outside—moaning, scratching, getting closer. You hold your breath. You’ve boarded the windows, but you know... they’re coming in. And when they do, you’ll die alone, screaming in the dark.

Welcome to Project Zomboid. A game that doesn’t care how good you are. You will die. Horribly. And it will be your fault.

There are no heroes here. No epic quests. Just you, your fear, and the endless, rotting dead. Every noise you make could be your last. Smash a window? They’ll hear. Burn some toast? They’ll smell it. One wrong step, and suddenly the streets are crawling. You can hide. You can run. But they never stop hunting.

The world itself is your enemy. Starvation, infection, and insanity will break you long before the zombies do. Sleep poorly, and you’ll hear whispers that aren’t there. Drink tainted water, and you’ll rot from the inside. Stay in the shadows too long, and the loneliness might kill you before the horde does.

And the scariest part? When you finally feel safe, when you think you’ve mastered it… you’ll make one mistake. Leave one door open. Get cocky on a supply run. Trust the wrong person in multiplayer. And in seconds, your world will be in flames.

You won’t “win” Project Zomboid. You’ll just live long enough to care when you lose everything. And you will lose everything.
Posted 13 February.
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407.4 hrs on record (284.5 hrs at review time)
“Hell Let Loose: Where My Sanity Went to Die”

I don’t know where I am. I don’t know who I am anymore. All I hear is the constant echo of gunfire, the thunderous roar of artillery, and the frantic screams of my squadmates as I crouch behind a tree, questioning every life decision that led me to this point.

Hell Let Loose is not just a game. It’s a chaotic, all-consuming black hole where time, logic, and peace of mind go to die. One minute, I’m confidently leading a squad through the trenches, feeling like a war hero. The next, I’m face down in the mud, screaming “MEDIC!” as my legs cease to exist, courtesy of a stray tank shell that I never saw coming.

The realism in this game is so overwhelming, I’m starting to hear distant explosions during breakfast. I swear my toaster was enemy artillery yesterday.

Teamwork? Yeah, that’s important. But good luck getting 50 people to do anything coherent when we’re all running in circles, confused as to whether we’re storming a beach or wandering hopelessly in a field. The Commander is yelling orders, my squad leader is telling me to build something I’ve never heard of, and I’m just sitting here holding a wrench, pretending to know what I’m doing.

But I love it. I love every soul-crushing minute of it. Each hard-earned victory feels like I’ve climbed Mount Everest barefoot. Each loss feels like I’ve been dunked in cold water, but I’m always ready to come back for more.

In conclusion, if you enjoy confusion, chaos, and the subtle creeping dread of constantly being one artillery shell away from eternal silence, then Hell Let Loose is the game for you. Just be sure to leave your sanity at the door. You won’t need it here.

11/10 would run into the wrong direction and die horribly again.
Posted 11 October, 2024.
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125.8 hrs on record (31.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great game and a really fun game to play with friends!
Posted 29 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
150.5 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
Great game lots of fun!
Posted 16 April, 2021.
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65.5 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
Brings me back to my XBOX days!!
Fantastic game collection
Posted 29 January, 2020.
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154.1 hrs on record (150.9 hrs at review time)
great game
Posted 23 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
45.6 hrs on record (24.1 hrs at review time)
Funny game lol
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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2,189.7 hrs on record (676.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Amazing game BUY ITTTTTT
Posted 10 January, 2016.
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