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2.6 hrs last two weeks / 1,411.6 hrs on record (740.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 Feb, 2017 @ 7:49pm

CS:GO Review
At first it took me a while to learn my way around the main menu and jumped into a game of casual and I thought this was call of duty and was wondering why people were communicating so much so I yelled at them because I was trying to get my kill streaks and got a "Shut ♥♥♥♥ up stoopid knoop" "I block you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bye" At first I was shocked and didn't know how to react then this younger guy started talking with me and asked if I wanted to queue up. I said sure because playing a game like call of duty is fun with friends. He asked what skins I had because my inventory was private I told him "I dont have any yet how to I unlock them? I bet I have to get loads of headshots." He laughed at me and called me a knoop than said "No you can buy them idiot." I quickly opened my ass and shot money out of my butthole and started to buy skins. I bought an AWP dragon lore and a M9 bayonet sapphire I was rolling in it. I then managed to get an ACE in the game we had played together I think it was the skins they were giving me magical powers. Or maybe it was the hacks I had gotten but either way im giving the skins credit. After about a week of playing this game I had reached the highest prestige. My younger friend had went a different way than I had and he went to become a very successful minecraft streamer named "Skydoesminecraft" He comepletely forgot about me for some odd reason he wasn't responding to my text and I became very upset. So I then kept playing CSGO and managed to find a very good CSGO player by the name of "Shrood" He saw my skill in casual and asked if I wanted to join his CSGO team Cloud9. I was shocked this was my time to shine I quickly accepted and we then dominated other CSGO teams I then started streaming in CSGO every day. My name is Stewie2k and I was about to become one of the best CSGO players in history. Then my dad came in broke my computer and started to hit me I yelled at him "Stoopid ♥♥♥♥♥♥" He then slapped me with his mighty dong and yelled "Fita" Then flew away. My good friend "Hiko" Came over and lended me some Twich revenue to help me fix my computer and we succeded in doing so. I then got Kurt Cobain to do the sound for my stream and I met another famous Twich streamer named Anomaly to play CSGO with me. He scammed me and took my 20,000$ worth of skins. But I played with his brother Scream. His headshots were on point and inside. Its probably because he was always on medicine before he played. God then said to me that he was dissapoined in me because I had wasted 5,000 hours into CSGO. God then blocked me on Facebook and I was very sad. But I got a Youtube play button and lived my days on a beach in south africa. Woah I really drifted off from my review about this game..... It was fun now I cant promise all the cool stuff that happened to me will happen to you but its a really fun game overall. I managed to get the highest prestige and unlock every skin in the entire game until I was scammed. My aim was on point and even though God was angry with me I still found all my time into this game worth it :)
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5 Comments
Goomi 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:16pm 
;c
Stanlee 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:15pm 
fuckin stooped reveiw >:(
log 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:17am 
write my essay pls
Goomi 17 Sep, 2022 @ 4:25pm 
😂 then don’t who even are you? “Firecat10”
firecat10 17 Sep, 2022 @ 3:28pm 
im not reading all that