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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.6 hrs on record
Posted: 3 Nov, 2024 @ 1:16am

I don't think I've ever experienced such a shocking level of incompetence for on just the basic structure for designing a computer program. I have no idea how to play this game, in terms of mouse and keyboard inputs, and the absolute jackasses who made this game went out of the way to obscure that information.

Couldn't find any information by clicking around. Keys don't do anything. Pressing escape-- the UNIVERSAL key input for menu-- CLOSES THE GAME.

After some poking around, I was able to find a "How to Play" button on the main menu. This brings you to a screen that says, visit our website to find out. It LISTS the website. It doesn't provide a link, it lists-- IN TEXT-- a website to visit. A website I add, that you can't copy and paste. I wanted to return to the previous screen to see if there was anything else useful (not likely) but I could only accomplish this by closing out the program.

I'm going to quit talking before I start advocating for violence against these absolute buffoons. This is constructed on the level of an 80 year grand father trying to send you a website to visit by email by just sending you the key words he googled to find it.

Screw this game. Screw the people who DARED release it. I have never in my life been so vitriolically angry at someone releasing a game on steam, and that includes the overt scams.
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