Recent reviews by Cpt. Hazama

Best Dragon Ball game released by far imho. Great character roster, best combat mechanics, and overall the greatest anime game graphics thus far. My only complaint is that it's apparent they didn't spend much time on the story mode, which is fine seeing as most people now-a-days don't actually play the story in fighting games. The voice actors for both languages also COOKED in their roles!

9.5/10

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Saa nome, o mae suki darou? Yasai jusu
Watashi ga kimeta, ima kimeta
Dakara nonde watashi no yasai JUICE,
Kakaku wa nihyaku en~!

soiya! soiya!
dotsee! dotsee!
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Maroyaka, yasai JUICE,
Fuwa fuwa yasai juice
Ichiban osusume na no wa
Midori no jusuuu~!


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Come now, don't you love
it? Vegetable juice
That's my decision, I've decided it now.
Thus you should drink
my vegetable juice,
It costs just 200 yen~!

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It'll agree with you, vegetable juice,
Light-weighted vegetable juice
The best juice I choose for you would be
the green vegtable juice~!

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Y.A.S.A Come here to love

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Nino

Not much content for the first game of the VR series, but it was still enjoyable. My only real complaint was the delay between being able to click stuff, shouldn't take 45 seconds to insert curry into a microwave lol

Still, patiently awaiting Nino VR

Absolute peak, best character released so far. Please continue to add more expansions to this game, we literally won't be mad if they're paid either. Relink is too good to continue surviving off of free updates!

Tweyen supremacy, cheeks need buffed tho. They got nerfed more than her booba

I appreciate the booba, but the release of this costume is racist toward Draphs (give us Narmaya side booba)

They knew exactly what they were doing when they made this one, if you know you know

I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective
I've been waiting for this!
Ace Detective? More like Stupei, Ace Defective

Wow, marketing team did a great job making this seem like it'd be better than MHOJ, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this is terrible.

- The worst voice acting I've heard in any game in the passed 10 years, the VAs definitely had no idea what they were voicing for and just read scripts staring at the producer or wall
- Gameplay and gameplay mechanics are terrible; every character has 2 main combo strings, and then a few special attacks that are very lack luster. You can try stringing special attacks into your combos but half the time they miss either due to going the wrong direction or due to the insane amount of iframes characters get when falling
- No support for high resolution monitors, even forcing it through the config file and marking it read-only, it will just use the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥ resolution
- UI is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad too, you'd think it would at least be on the same level as MHOJ but no, this looks like someone making a game UI for their first CS college class

It's a damn shame really, I was excited for this game but its so terrible that it's without a doubt a cash grab.