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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 168.3 hrs on record (131.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm
Updated: 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Do you ever feel useless, like you don't matter? Do you feel like anything you accomplish is pointless and leads to nothing? Well congratulations you found the perfect game for yourself. Spawn on the beaches of Normandy and get gunned down instantly. Maybe spawn in a desert and get bashed in the head by a hamburger rock. Perhaps spawn in the North Pole and get eaten by a fatass polar bear. When you eventually pick a nice spot to start building your paranoid schizophrenic honeycomb house made out of the finest wood, make your way to the open roads so you can destroy some barrels and get some silly little scrap and some low grade fuel. Maybe even pick up the green card at the gas station as well. That's the only time you are progressing in this game, any other time you are either killed and called racist slurs or have your entire house leveled by mystical little rocket fairies that take your things. This game has made me and my whole friend group spend countless hours to mauled in the very end to the point of blind rage. I have pooped blood because of the sheer speed of the stool coming out of my buttcheeks because I am so infuriated. The graphics are great if you want your PC to explode in your face causing third degree burns. The animations are also nice if you are into games that makes your character look like they have lost control of basic motor skills. You cant even change your characters appearance so I look as disappointing in game (maybe more) as I do in real life. That being said if you want to attempt to feel unforeseeable rage I highly recommend this game.
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6 Comments
Capy1234.x11 4 Oct @ 1:07pm 
My friends willagree with u
Avtelman 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40am 
Sounds exactly like Ark Survival was for me when you start years after game release.
YnLc 25 Jun, 2023 @ 12:56pm 
yes i agg ree
Lintrom 17 Jun, 2023 @ 5:44pm 
I mean. He is right
pri 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:00pm 
sounds accurate enough