Hi.
I'm a T-Rex, my arms are too small to wank so i'm always angry.
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Pretend to be a girl playing online... expect to be bombarded with friend requests
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It's called Half-Life because you'll be waiting
half your life for episode 3
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Don't get on one knee for a girl that wont get on two for you.
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Most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are beautiful until their 30 day Photoshop trial expires.
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Why is it that when a woman gets pregnant all female friends rub the belly and say "Congratulations!",but none of them rub the guy's ♥♥♥♥ and say" Well done"?
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BEFORE SEX, YOU help each other get naked.
After sex, you only dress yourself.
Moral of the story; in life no one helps you once you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
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If you watch Cinderella backwards
It's about a Woman who learns her place.
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Turning into a ninja when your phone rings in the other room
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The End ~

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