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Recommended
0.3 hrs last two weeks / 364.8 hrs on record (215.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 30 Dec, 2017 @ 2:06am
Updated: 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41am

Ingredients
  • 1 pound Terraria
  • 1 can (10 ounce) The Long Dark
  • 1 bunch The Forest
  • 1 teaspoon The Binding of Isaac
  • 1 tablespoon Dark Souls
  • ½ cup Jumanji aesthetic
  • Fear and Loathing to taste
Directions
Step 1
Take Terraria and carefully remove "digging to the Hell" part (don't worry, you'll be there anyway), leave crafting and farming aspects. Add 3rd dimension.

Step 2
Open frozen The Long Dark. Get survival mechanic and cut it on 4 pieces: leave the first one as is and unfreeze other three. Fry and get pickle in rain water 2/3 of those pieces. Now you have all seasons of misery, stuff prepared Terraria with that sh!t.

Step 3
Stir The Binding of Isaac weirdness and Dark Souls finghting. Coat the bottom of a 9x13-inch casserole dish with it.

Step 4
Preheat the Scaled Furnace to 400° F (200° C). Do the same to your butt during boss fight.

Step 5
Arrange Le Terraria De Long Dark in the bottom of the dish, and pour Jumanji aesthetic sauce over it.

Step 6
Sprinkle on with shredded The Forest.

Step 7
Bake in the preheated Scaled Furnace until hot, about entire life.

Tips
Read a whole game's wiki and get some life quality mods before start.
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