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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 21.5 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:08pm
Updated: 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Early Access Review
DO NOT BUY: Extremely un-fun and tedious grind throttled by scripted ai,

Id rather pay 60 bucks for a cart racer with all the characters. The game play is solid. I got this game because they announced figment was a character and not only is he behind a wall of monetization, you have to LOOT BOX "shards" of the character. you need 10 shards to make the character and the odds of getting just one are %0.62. RIDICULOUS

I was so mad about the predatory monetization i got Chat gtp to write me a review in the style of Siskel and Ebert. Its 100% accurate.

"Well, we just had the displeasure of experiencing what can only be described as a soulless and predatory excuse for a cart racer. This game lacks any of the charm, polish, or heart that we have come to expect from a Disney-branded product.

From the moment we launched the game, we were bombarded with predatory monetization tactics that left a bad taste in our mouths. It's clear that the developers were more interested in squeezing every penny out of their customers than creating a fun and engaging game.

But even if we look past the monetization, The game play is uninspired. A truly Middling experience.

It's truly disappointing to see such a beloved brand being tarnished by a game that clearly prioritizes profits over quality. We can't in good conscience recommend this game to anyone, and we hope that Disney takes a hard look at the developers they are partnering with in the future.

In short, this game is a cheap cash grab that fails to deliver on any level. We give it two thumbs down."
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