tfw i actually buy dualies all the time

After a good CS2 match, I added this guy — seemed like a chill teammate, not the type to grief or flash you mid-retake. We queued, chatted for months, bonded over clutches and broken smokes. the kind of bromance that makes you think, "Damn, I finally found a normal gamer friend."

So I invite him for a LAN party. He says he's down — I'm thinking 1v1 on Mirage, some trash talk, good times.

He shows up, pushes me like a failed B-rush , bites my ear like he's trying to defuse a bomb in it, and I feel something hard against my leg — and bro, that ain’t an AWP.

Reflex kicks in — instant one tap, no warm-up, like I'm s1mple on a good day.

Moral of the story? He went from teammate to friendly fire IRL real quick. Never trust a CS2 buddy who buys dualies and says "just trust."

i've been ok i guess

Hey Umbreon (hopefully you're the same one from back in the days of the RH, pardon if i'm mistaken), Littlefoot here stopping by to say hi and check up on you. It's been quite a while since our last interaction with each other, and i've been checking up on other forum regulars from our times to see where they are now.

Hopefully, you've been doing ok where you are right now in life, both on a mental and physical plane. You did mention in the past that your family had its fair share of issues, hopefully that's either been improved or you can be somewhere where you don't have to worry much about it. If it comes off as insesntivie, apologies.

As for me, it's been mixed. But i try to do as well as i can, if nothing else. Until next time, take care and may life give plenty of sweet fruit to you.

great sense

Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some passive aggressive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN FOOTBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus. You should have seen his wife. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fake-politeness Chiefs fans put on is ridiculous. Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone a starts texting. Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ribs was almost as good as being in football heaven.
I couldn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it. I told that chiefs fan what a smug douche he was. He was like 'dude what are you talking about' like he didn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what a prick he was. I tackled him right there. Staff called the cops on me as if I did anything wrong. They are actually going to put ME on trial for assault. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Chiefs fans.