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If u suck your own d⁣ick while you turn 18, it is considered illegal due to gravitational time dilation.
Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d⁣ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d⁣ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d⁣ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d⁣ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

drip 💧 too 😳 hard 💢

don’t 🙅🏽‍♂️ stand 🕴🏽 too 😳 close 👬

you ❗️ gon 🗣 ♥♥♥♥ 💏 around ⭕️ and ❓ drown 🙊

off 🚫 this ‼️ wave 🌊

Stfu choom, honestly you should klep yourself NOW!

And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still. And give up your spirits.
They don't belong to you.
As for most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm, waiting for you after the smoke clears.
Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up in their arms, the way you lifted others into yours.
And then, what became of you, I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then.
So, let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms...
This ends.
For all of us.
End communication.