I dont mean to be racist but these are some dammn funny jokes.... How many Africans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six: one to screw it in and five to dance for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason.

The 100 meter sprint at the olympics is just like any Friday night in London, you hear a gun shot then see 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ running.

I was drunk walking home from the pub last night when I noticed a girl walking about 50 yards behind me.
I crossed over and carried on walking, but she did the same.
After about a minute I crossed back over, but so did she.
Suddenly I could hear her footsteps getting louder and louder so I got my ♥♥♥♥ out, turned around and said, "Going to rape me are we???"
She said, "You left me in the pub dad."

I just got back from a holiday in China. The weather was disappointing - I was expecting more sunshine... they were all squinting in the brochure.

Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.

im sorry if i seem racist i cant lie i guess i am i little but no ones perfect.

Why does Beyonce keep singing: To the left, to the left?
Because, everybody knows that blacks don't have any rights.
I made a house out of black ice today
I'm going to call it a niglu

What do pizza boys and gynaecologists have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

oh jeez im sorry i had to