Kamerads, you may ask your self frequently "what is the meaning of life?" or "what is luv" well the answer is right infront of you! The answer is simple .... KFC is the answer for all the questions you ask. 2+2=KFC, What is a potato? KFC and even what is KFC? KFC!

HOWEVER...

There are people on this planet who does not believe in this, these mortals refuse to accept KFC as the almighty everything. They even declared war on the almighty country known as the United Confederation of KFC (UCKFC) butt! have no fair kamerads the feathers army shall deal with them with all their might!

Now for a story of the battle of wallets deep:

Long ago console peasants and PC elitists lived together in harmony
but then everything changed when the Wacdonalds nation attacked.
Yes indeed we PC elitists, the keyboard warriors, the justice of gaming, we once worked alongside the mere console peasants. However our kamerad Microsoft had a small brother and his name was Xbone, the Xbone was a stuck up brat, trying to pick fights with all members of the gaming community, yes peasants and elitists were stuck being bullied by a child who apparently met your mother. Now soon after an evil restaurant named Wacdonalds involved themselves and taught the child a lot about fizzy drinks and casual gaming and even worst of all.... DUB ANIME, luring other kamerads such as playstation and soon a new race was developed called the hipsters. A sub species... they are inferior to all with their dountain mew and fedoras and dorritos even worst of all they had their mank demes copied straight from ♥♥♥♥ without ever linking where they got it from *coughs coughs* other websites *coughs coughs* claiming it is theirs.
Now a brave man named Gabe Newell however his name is too long and glorious to say thus all mortals by law must called him Gaben, he was and will always be a God knowing to bang 2 beaches and not 3, since it refuses to exist in his dictionary. This man was and will always be a God, he knows the stronk ways of gaming making well renowned games and devouring the wallet souls of many PC elitists, showing many the power of PC gaming!
Now the filthy hipsters led by Xbone and his even younger brother Xbone juan had started an invasion! This invasion was out of no where our valiant keyboard warriors had little time to prepare! With their keyboards as shields they stood long! However our kamerads were losing the combined armies of the weeaboos, hipsters and casual gamers who are also console peasants united and merged to become a super power even the elitists soon couldn't handle, their shouts of hatred was the worst calling many 'fat losers who has no life' many elitists were demoralised before they could even fight. However emerging from the skies came our lord and savior! YES it was him Gaben, riding the rarest of creatures known as.... the Walletruses, they are a strong species. Mixed wallet mixed walrus they are capable of flight and traversing even the coldest and mankest of demes. There everyone stood still watching in awe as it was him! With a sentence out of his mouth the combined army fell! What was it he said? It was simple he said "Winter sale" This was enough, beyond this would be torture, butt no! Gaben refused to stop there "Half life 3, Team fortress 3, Portal 3, dota 3 and even left 4 dead 3 confirmed" This was the final blow, with the entire elitist army having their HP filled to the max and their hype for such things giving them the power they neded they charged! Already the enemy army was weakened, weakened to the point they will fall but the PC elitists charged! With all their might the enemy was going to be defeated. Gaben being powered by the 'donations' of the never ending fans was becoming stronger! This was a day of glory every PC user in the battlefield were feeding Gaben money, money and more money! It was enough. Even the Sony casual gamers had surrendered. But then the xbone juan being immune to such glorious things has started its peasant like route towards the God! Destroying whole units of PC elitists! Gaben clashed keyboard with controller against the peasant device, Gaben's energy was depleting his HP ofcourse was unharmed but all this vigurous excercise was even too much for him. Everything was going to the xbone juan's plans but then before all was lost... The KFC army from the United confederation of KFC (UCKFC) had arrived! With Colonel Sanders commander of the KFC fleet, joining late to the battle but in time to save Gaben, with the help of the penguin army of Antartica, the full time players from SONY and with the resources provided from neutral Nintendo, WE WERE VICTORIOUS! As Gaben nor Sanders wanted to involve themselves with such peasantry they left the cleaning towards Nintendo, however this was a grave mistake as till this day Nintendo owns almost every company that exists! Causing many catastrophes in an attempt to gain profits, infact the current xbone is owned by Nintendo. Rumours has it that Nintendo was the mastermind behind the plotting of the assassination of Colonel Sanders and helped start the SONY civil war seperating the full time otakus from the filthy casual gamers.