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Where are the world’s best party spots for software engineers? Of course Anesh would say Miami 😏 But others thought differently. The Warp team had some good suggestions: 🇪🇸 Barcelona 🇨🇿 Prague 🐊 Miami And some other suggestions: 🍗 Kentucky It can be exhausting making the best payroll software in the world. That’s why we regularly take some R&R to ensure we are in peak form. After all, self-care is the best care. Take care of yourself in 2025. We wish you health, prosperity, and peace. #WorkHardPlayHard #TeamCulture #SelfCareMatters

Who is out here eating bagels for breakfast? How do you have an unlimited daily carb allowance? At Warp, we have strong bagel opinions: 🥯 Plain Bagel with regular cream cheese for the cowards. 🥯 Bacon, egg, and cheese for the country boys. 🥯 Scallion cream cheese with salmon for the refined palates. 🥯 Strawberry cream cheese for the risk-takers. It’s 2025, and everyone has a right to their own opinion. Our unique opinions make us fun. Bagels make us fat. #CompanyCulture #TeamBreakfast #WarpLife

Not all of us are cut out for changing the world. Most of us “normies” just want one thing: To have a good time and benefit from all the awesome stuff the geniuses make. Our founder is an inspiration. Hailing from a small town in India, dreaming of a better life, studying physics and computer science, and now making an impact on the world. A classic hero's journey. A journey that has culminated in Warp. Our founder took all that genius and said, “Let’s fix payroll so normal people can get on with their lives.” Now we’ve got seamless payroll, and you’ve got more time to enjoy the things you love. Big ups to our founder for making the world an easier and more enjoyable place. ✊ #FounderStory #ModernPayroll #CheersToThat

Party guys like Rust. Here is why Rust is the programming language of frat house legends: It’s powerful, edgy, and efficient. If Rust were a person, he’d wear a leather jacket to a wedding. He’d shotgun beers before crushing 8 AM meetings. He’d date your mom and your sister. The other languages? ⌨️ Python? For nerds. ⌨️ JavaScript? All talk, no nuts. ⌨️ C++? Your dad’s programming language. Respectable, but doesn’t pull. ⌨️ PHP? A joke. At Warp, we respect the hustle—and the party. If you disagree, don't let Aneesh hear you say it. #RustLang #ProgrammingCulture #WarpLife

Apple or Android? Everyone knows the answer is… Apple. If you ever want a chance at having a girlfriend. Because it’s not about being flashy or controversial. It’s about creating something functional as well as beautiful. That’s the design philosophy Johnny Ive built Apple on — and it’s why Olzhas loves them. At Warp, we take the same approach to payroll software. No gimmicks. No fluff. Just a product that’s sleek and built to make your life easier. Because both customers and potential girlfriends appreciate beauty and ease. #DesignThatWorks #ModernPayroll #WarpLife

At Warp, we have a Swifty-level obsession with payroll software. Is it healthy? Absolutely not. Symptoms include: Worship, Devotion, Reverence. We love payroll like Swifties love Taylor. It’s not just software—it’s a lifestyle, a dedication, a cult-level commitment to making payroll something startups can actually love (or at least not dread). Because like any Swifty would tell you — Being unreasonably obsessed with something is completely normal. It's time to break up with those other payroll software. Come get the girl...I mean software that was meant for you. #ModernPayroll #CultOfExcellence #SwiftyCommitment

Nap pods and juice bars are for B players. This is what an office of excellence looks like: No ping pong table. No beanbag chairs. Just body odor and a dream. We keep a minimalist setup. Beige and white everything. The way God intended. Most importantly, an office bathroom. Where the magic happens. Real work gets done by real ones. Winners only in the Payroll Palace. #warpwinners #stayhard #davidgoggins

A great outcome starts with a great tool. Maybe it’s a big tool. Maybe it’s a small tool. As long as it’s the right tool. Our founder recently went all-in on his coffee game with a sleek, high-end espresso machine that’s as bold and impressive as the shots it pulls. The investment? His fiancé wasn’t thrilled. But the result? Exceptional coffee every single morning. At Warp, we know that having the right tool is key to success. Whether it’s pulling the perfect espresso shot or running payroll — A quality tool makes all the difference.

The correct way to judge your coworkers is by the kind of keyboard they have. Here is what your keyboard says about you: 🎮 The quiet, minimal setup guy: You’re an intellectual wallflower and a people pleaser. You blend in and get pushed around by your partner at home. 🎮 The loud, clicky mechanical keys guy: You are obnoxious and narcissistic. You make everyone’s lives worse. 🎮 The RGB light show guy: You regularly attend raves. You game on company time and get next to nothing done. 🎮 The split keyboard with no letters guy: You have autism. P.S. Our payroll software kicks ass. Happy Holidays. #CompanyCulture #KeyboardNerds #WorkplaceQuirks

Two important fundraising tips for early-stage startups 💸 We’ve raised millions of dollars, and we owe our success to these two tips: Tip #1 Have a clear vision of why what you’re building will one day be very big. You need to be able to explain not only why you are valuable today but also why you will be much more valuable in the future. To help investors “catch the vision,” you must have made that vision HD in your mind! Tip #2 Keep momentum by stacking investor meetings instead of conducting them serially. People want what other people want. By stacking your investor meetings, you create healthy competition that results in more funding for you. Don’t dilute the “buzz” surrounding your company. Warp continues to deliver on our vision: Payroll software that is efficient, effective, and easy to use. Get clear. Get busy. 👉 joinwarp.com