Leon Macfayden’s Post

I have been told by more than a few people that my signature is being an organisation ninja. I love to label things and make them visually pleasing; a bit of a Monica, if you get the #Friends reference. I remember the first time I heard someone say to me “we know when you are away because the kitchen is a mess, and someone else filled the sugar!” - it’s so nice to receive a little pat on the back for mostly what is a thankless task. I saw my office as an extension of my home. This was MY office and I took pride in it. A few fantastic ‘signatures’ I have witnessed over the years are: 🤯 Stuey breaking into my desk drawers with a full lock picking kit when I forgot my keys one day. He also comes in handy when mounting TVs on the kitchen roof. (and he’s a wicked dog trainer to boot) 🤯JG and his incredible digital skills. I’ve watched him setting up for a live event when his computer decided to suddenly update, 5 minutes out from a live event. He quickly sprung to the next computer and managed to get everything up and running with seconds to spare. Such a cool head under pressure. 🤯Amazing LT who no matter the request, no matter the time, she replies within 5 minutes. I kid you not! I have thought about pushing the limits just to see if I can trip her up but she’s just too good. What are YOU known for at work? What is your signature? Do you have one yet? If you don’t have one yet, what would you like this to be? What do you want to be known for? Comment below ⬇️ #sydneyvirtualassistant #sydneysmallbusiness

🚨 Breaking News: Office Politics Revealed 🚨 In the world of office politics, it's all about knowing who knows what! 🕵️♂️ Latest updates: Coffee Machine Drama ☕️: Getting the last cup of coffee is like a game. Pro tip: Always have some instant coffee in your drawer. Meeting Room Madness 🏢: Booking a meeting room is tricky. Set your invites to "tentative" to keep the room yours. Lunchroom Deals 🥪: Sharing snacks can make friends, but don't reveal your secret stash. Keep it hidden! Desk Wars 🖥️: The fight for the best desk never ends. Near a window? You're lucky. By the copier? Not so much. Remember, in office politics, keep your friends close, your snacks closer, and your coffee the closest! #OfficePolitics #WorkHumor #WorkLife #FunAtWork #OfficeEnvironment #BreakingNews

The Boss Proximity Run: The Corporate Office game 2 Weekend humor 😀  In this thrilling event, employees must dash between their desks and the coffee machine, carefully avoiding eye contact with management. The twist in the story? The sprint only begins the moment you notice your boss walking toward you with that look—the one that says they’re about to ask you to “quickly” hop on a project that will consume your entire weekend. Champions of this game can navigate the office with ninja-like precision, ducking behind cubicles and feigning bathroom emergencies like seasoned pros.

Happy Friday everyone. I thought I'd give you some more "useful life hacks" to use around the office Hack #1: Tea-Making Strategy Want to avoid being asked to make tea for the whole office? Make it once, but use decaf tea bags. Word will spread, and you’ll never be asked again. Hack #2: Desk Cleanliness Too busy to tidy your desk? Just pile everything into one drawer. Call it “controlled chaos” and say it’s part of your creative process. Hack #3: The All-Day Coffee Mug Keep a mug on your desk at all times, half-full of cold coffee. It gives the illusion you’re always too busy working to finish it. Hack #4: Instant Email Delays Need time to think of a good response? Reply with, “Let me circle back on this.” Then wait until they forget they even asked. Hack #5: Meeting Avoidance When invited to a meeting, reply, “Happy to join if you think it’ll add value.” Nine times out of ten, they’ll take you off the list. Keep an eye out for more of my "useful life hacks"

Non-Stop Yapping Office Colleague! 😂 | When Silence Isn't an Option | Funny Ironic Skit We all have that one colleague who just can’t stop talking! Watch this hilarious skit as everyone tries to get work done while dealing with the ultimate office chatterbox. Perfect for anyone who’s experienced the endless yapping at work and needs a good laugh. Get ready for some relatable office humor! #OfficeChatterbox #WorkplaceHumor #NonStopTalking

👁️🗨️ Here’s a peek at what’s on my desk! These are my essentials for a productive day at Virtual Assistant Whiz. 💧 You may notice that I like to keep hydrated and usually have several drinks on the go! 🔎 What’s something you can’t live without on your desk? #virtualassistance #tidydesk #stayhydrated #productive #businessadminservices

POLITICAL MANIFESTO FOR THE OFFICE 1. No 9am meetings 2. No 5pm meetings 3. No back-to-back meetings 4. Look maybe just no meetings at all? 5. Every PowerPoint must include a star wipe 6. Every tea room must include biscuits 7. Introduce a Minister for Making Sure The Office Printer Works 8. Strict 2-per-day cap on acronyms 9. Complete ban on tuna for lunch 10. Strategy disagreements should be settled via dance offs 11. If you’re WFH your pet has to join the call. Sorry, it’s the rules. 12. Your boss isn’t allowed to say “Can I have a word?” (because it’s scary) 13. You’re not allowed to say “How was your weekend?” after Monday 13b. You’re not allowed to say “What you doing this weekend?” before Thursday 14. No one‘s allowed to say: Reach out, Circle back, Deep dive, Touch base 15. Less standing desks, more lying down desks.

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A Stroke of Marketing Genius from SURREAL Cereal! 🌟 Have you ever stumbled upon a company that brilliantly captures the essence of workplace humour while simultaneously making a bold statement about corporate culture? Surreal Cereal's latest post, "Political Manifesto for the Office," does just that, and it's nothing short of marketing brilliance! 🚀 🔹 No morning or late afternoon meetings? Check! 🔹 Mandatory biscuits in the tea room? Yes, please! 🔹 Settling strategy disagreements with a dance-off? Sign us up! This manifesto isn’t just a list of whimsical office rules; it’s an hillarious masterclass in using humour and hyperbole to resonate with anyone who’s ever felt bogged down by the mundane aspects of office life. 🏢💼 Surreal Cereal has tapped into a universal truth: the workplace can often be too serious! They remind us that sometimes, a little levity is not just welcome, but necessary. By presenting this cheeky ‘manifesto’, they're not only engaging their audience but also positioning themselves as a brand that’s approachable, relatable, and doesn’t take itself too seriously. 🎭 This approach is effective because it breaks the monotony of our feeds and offers a refreshing twist to the typical corporate communications. It's a reminder that, creativity and humour can really be powerful tools in making a brand memorable and engaging. 🌈 So, hats off to Surreal Cereal! They've not only made me chuckle but also shown how brands can connect with their audiences in genuinely creative and endearing ways. Let's take a page out of their book and sprinkle a bit more fun in our daily interactions, shall we? #MarketingGenius #BrandStrategy #WorkplaceCulture #SurrealCereal #CreativeMarketing

Our very own Aaron Murray will be out of the office next week, representing us at the Association of Equipment Manufacturers (AEM) Annual Conference! Here’s a quick checklist to help you get prepared for time away from the office: 1. Set Your Out-of-Office Message: Keep everyone informed by updating your email and calendar with a clear out-of-office reply. 2. Clean Up Before You Go: A tidy workspace sets you up for a smoother return. Organize your desk and inbox, wrapping up loose ends where possible. 3. Pack with Purpose: Make sure you have all the essentials you need for a successful week away! 4. Coordinate Coverage: Chat with your coworkers ahead of time to ensure any critical tasks are covered while you’re out. A little prep goes a long way—set yourself up to leave stress-free and come back ready to hit the ground running! Shot and Edited by Shujan.