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Romesh Ranganathan’s midlife crisis


  • Illustration of typewriter with mic and glass of beer, and All Work And No Play typed on paper

    Has my weekly self-analysis helped avert the worst of middle age?

    For two years, I’ve been on the road to self-improvement. Now I’m gazing at my navel one final time, and this is what I’ve learned
  • Illustration of a man doing breast stroke in blue water

    My wife thought my breaststroke was a joke – an insult to both my swimming and my comedy

    She offered to teach me but it’s difficult to say things like, ‘Well done, you’re kicking your legs really well!’ without sounding a bit patronising
  • Illustration of British passport mask

    The best thing about our holiday? Having a break from pre-flight admin

    Every day before the trip, we readied ourselves to hear that, even if you are double-vaccinated, you cannot leave the country if your name starts with an R
  • Two pints of beer with hearts on the head

    I love you, guys – and I want to tell you when I’m sober as well as in the pub

    I think male friendships have evolved, although I would argue they have got a slightly unfair rap in the past
  • Illustration of ringing alarm clock, bottom half is an LP

    Right, I’m going clubbing. Just as soon as I’ve had a little lie-down

    Being 43 and going to a nightclub has its own set of challenges. The youngsters may take me for some horrible vision of their future
  • Illustration of TV with breaking news, emitting steam and with a dial on to red

    GB News likes to think it’s challenging the consensus. But what if it is the consensus?

    As an agitator, it has to take a combative stance on everything
  • Illustration of chair with Exhibit A label

    In a house move blunder, I’ve blown it with my wife. Can I scapegoat the delivery men?

    My wife was in the new house waiting for a delivery. I was in the old one working. What could possibly go wrong?
  • Romesh - golf dome for 31 Jul 2021

    My critical inner voice is driving me to distraction. Can I get it to shut up?

    The key to getting rid of it is to think less, apparently. This seems the opposite of what I’ve been taught
  • Glass dome with golf flag inside and ball outside, against yellow background

    I’ve taken up golf – am I at risk of becoming everything I once hated?

    I decided a driving range would be safest. I didn’t fancy teeing off with 70 furious people behind me because I was taking 35 shots a hole
  • Illustration of scared microphone

    Hurrah! I’m doing live gigs again... but what if I can’t do standup any more?

    The only heckling I’ve heard in the last year has come from my children. Can I remember how to respond to the real thing?
  • Face with one tooth on a string

    I’ve found a special dentist for people who are terrified of dentists

    My sugar-loving sweet tooth has given me a lifelong fear of going for a check-up – can a specialist in nervous patients help?

  • Illustration some footballs and speech bubbles

    Just one solitary idiot shouting abuse at me at a footie match? I call that progress

    I was fortunate enough to get a ticket to England v Scotland at the Euros and, despite the match being a sedate affair, I came away from Wembley feeling hugely positive
  • Illustration of man in T-shirt and shorts lying down with roller coaster carts crossing his stomach

    The sun came out – now all I want is to wear a T-shirt without feeling embarrassed

    For awkward fat gentlemen like me, warm weather is a mixed blessing
  • Bafta commentator

    Let’s celebrate TV’s winners (me!) rather than pat ourselves on the back for diversity

    By shouting loudly about how diverse the awards are, all you do is make people wonder if it’s a manufactured move and, by implication, not actually real
  • Illustration of jug pouring thick gravy on to overflowing bowl

    Even with gravy so thick it needs spreading, my wife triumphs in the kitchen wars

    Two weeks ago, I told her that I wanted to start doing some more cooking. She prepared herself mentally and agreed to give me a chance
  • Megaphone with footie key ring

    My six-year-old son has taken up football – I’ve become his team’s biggest fan

    I have to admit I’m really getting into it. I stop short of giving advice, but I shout encouragement to my son, and then last week...
  • Centre Parcs illo for Romesh

    The great reopening has broadened my horizons. Is Center Parcs on the green list?

    After a brief foray into 2019 life, we decided as a family that we wanted to go on a little break
  • Tears pouring from face

    I’m not saying I’m an emotional wreck, but almost anything can reduce me to tears

    The mere sight of Watford Gap services sent me into a flood
  • Illustration of pint glass with sun and clouds above it

    A pint and a madras in a hurricane: is this my first trip to the pub or an endurance event?

    We couldn’t hear each other because of the 40mph winds and spent most of the night trying to pin down flyaway poppadoms
  • Trainers on pedestal

    I thought I’d quit my trainer addiction – then along came some Yeezy slides

    I got an email saying I could enter a raffle where the prize is spending a load of money on something I had not intention of buying previously
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