saying grace before I eat pussy cause I respect the lord
I could be having gay sex right now but no. I have to make a graph.
URGENT 🚨
Attention please 🙏
Hello, I am Etaf from Gaza, I am a mother of five children, the war has destroyed our lives and we have become without any means of life, the occupation destroyed our home and my husband's work, and stole everything we had, years of hard work gone in seconds, we recently fled to Egypt so that my children could feel safe after great fear and psychological trauma from the horrors of war, but we fled with nothing! Just to save our lives, now my children are asking for food that I cannot afford, and I sit and cry, they want education because they are excellent and love knowledge, but I do not know what to do, my hands are tied and I cry over our situation, a whole school year wasted on them in the war, now I want you to help us educate these smart children and contribute to paying the rent of the house, please help us, we are a humanitarian case that deserves to be supported, may God bless your life and make you happy throughout your life.
#save Palestinian #stop the genocide #stop wer #free gaza #I stand with palestine #khan younis #go fund them # all eyes on rafah #palestine news #stop gaza genocide #support #donate #donations #help#send help #give me attention #gazaunderattack #gaza #gaza relief #go fund me #gofundme #ngo# travel
#save gaza #heartbreak
#free Palestine
Please help us get out of life's crises and the woes of war.
URGENT 🚨
Attention please 🙏
Hello, I am Etaf from Gaza, I am a mother of five children, the war has destroyed our lives and we have become without any means of life, the occupation destroyed our home and my husband's work, and stole everything we had, years of hard work gone in seconds, we recently fled to Egypt so that my children could feel safe after great fear and psychological trauma from the horrors of war, but we fled with nothing! Just to save our lives, now my children are asking for food that I cannot afford, and I sit and cry, they want education because they are excellent and love knowledge, but I do not know what to do, my hands are tied and I cry over our situation, a whole school year wasted on them in the war, now I want you to help us educate these smart children and contribute to paying the rent of the house, please help us, we are a humanitarian case that deserves to be supported, may God bless your life and make you happy throughout your life.
#save Palestinian #stop the genocide #stop wer #free gaza #I stand with palestine #khan younis #go fund them # all eyes on rafah #palestine news #stop gaza genocide #support #donate #donations #help#send help #give me attention #gazaunderattack #gaza #gaza relief #go fund me #gofundme #ngo# travel
#save gaza #heartbreak
#free Palestine
Please help us get out of life's crises and the woes of war.
Standard fantasy RPG pantheon, except:
- each god is also the patron of one of the setting's local city-states, and each city-state espouses their own version of the pantheon's org chart that positions their patron as King or Queen of the Gods. The gods themselves decline to weigh in on who's correct.
- the god of war died in a bizarre trebuchet accident several decades previously; a coalition of other gods have been playing Weekend at Bernie's with their priesthood ever since, doing their best to answer their prayers with variable plausibility and success.
- there are two separate gods of knowledge with two separate, non-overlapping cults. Each god's cult is apparently unaware of the other's existence. There's nothing obviously supernatural about this separation; they just never seem to bump into each other.
- the supreme god of the Nice Pantheon of Goodness and Light and the supreme god of the Icky Pantheon of Evil and Darkness are clearly the same guy wearing two different hats. Most NPCs react to having this pointed out as though it's obviously absurd.
- the obligatory Squiddy Alien Gods From Beyond The Stars are treated as just another branch of the pantheon alongside the usual faux-Greek deities. Nobody thinks it's at all odd that the god of thunder's sworn blood-sibling is a shapeless cloud of blazing eyes.
Urgent Relief ... 🚨
I am Bashar Osama Al-Habil, I am 19 years old
My fatherOsama Muhammad Al-Habil
He was martyred on 11/7/2006
He was 29 years old
My mother is Marwa Marwan Al-Habil, she is 43 years old
After my father was martyred, my mother married
My uncle, Musa Muhammad Al-Habil, on April 4, 2010. He is 49 years old
I have 4 sisters and 2 brothers
They are Baraa Osama Al-Habil, 21 years old
She is studying English in the third stage at the Faculty of Law
Amir Musa Al-Habil, 19 years old
Jumana Musa Al-Habil is 13 years old
Jude Musa Al-Habil is 13 years old
Faten Musa Al-Habil, 10 years old
Osama Musa Al-Habil, 5 years old
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#gaza. #roy keng #freegazz. #gaza.strip
#support palestine. #self hlep
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This campaign is vetted by association through @aya2mohammed (vetted as #166 on the Vetted Evacuation Fundraiser spreadsheet). Bashar is his family member and Muhammed asked me to help him. Proof under cut.
Disclaimer: I'm not an official vetter. I personally believe this campaign is legitimate given the evidence and encourage you to share and donate if you feel comfortable.
I am Bashar Al-Habil
This is my new account. My old account has been banned
Please help spread my mother-in-law because is very slow 🙏🙏
why he ate that
my grandpa was a good man. and it really wasnt his fault - recreationally lying to kids is a proud family tradition - but he told me, once, that cutting a worm in half resulted in two worms.
i think he said it so i'd be more morally okay with fishing? i actually dont remember the context.
point was, he told me this, and he understimated (by a very large margin) how much i liked worms. i was a worm boy. very wormy. and after hearing that, i went home, and i dug through the garden, flipped over every rock, did everything i could to gather as many worms as i could, and then i uh.
i cut them all in half. every worm i could find. all of them. with scissors.
i then took this pile of split worms, and i put them in a box with a bit of lettuce and some water and stuff and went to bed expecting to double my worms overnight. i have math autism, so i had a vague understanding that if i did this just a few times in a row, i would eventually have a completely unreasonable amount of worms.
i was very excited to become this plane's worm emperor.
(i think i was...six?)
anyway, i did not become the inheritor of the worm crown. i instead woke up to a box of dead worms and cried. a lot. i got diagnosed with panic attacks as a teenager, but i think i had them as a kid, i just had no idea what they were. i was kind of processing that a.) i had killed what i had assumed was every single worm in my yard, and thus would have no more worms, and b). i was going to like, worm hell.
(six year babylon spent a lot of time worrying about god.)
so i kind of freaked out, and i climbed a tree, because god can only smite you if you're touching the ground (?) and i sat up there mostly inconsolable until my mom came out and asked, hey, what's up? what happened?
so i explained to her that i had killed all of the worms, forever, and was also Damned, and she took me to the compost pile, and we dug for all of five seconds and found like twenty more worms.
the compost pile was full of worms.
and she told me that a). there were more worms, and we could put them back under rocks and stuff and recolonize our yard and b). that one day, i would die, and i would go to heaven, and i would be able to talk to the worms, and i would be able to tell them all that i was very sorry, and that i killed them on accident out of excessive Love, and that they would forgive me, because worms have six hearts and no malice.
at that point, i think i was sixty percent tear-snot by weight, and i had no choice but to gather enough worms that i could hug them. which my mom helped with. and then after that she helped me put some worms back under each rock.
and for my epilogue: i spent a significant portion of my childhood in trees. and for many years after, even when my mom didnt know i was watching, i would catch her giving the space under the rocks a light spritz with the hose. not because she loved worms.
but because she loved me.
Fun fact!
I told off my husband for not cleaning the lint trap and he got made and said he always cleaned it
And when I showed him the lint trap uncleaned he got quiet and said "I didn't know that was there"
But before I got too smug I asked him what he thought was the lint trap and he showed me a second lint trap I didn't know about
It was the most net zero argument ever
Arlington National Cemetery is not there for political campaign ads. Most people don’t go there for that and don’t want to see that when they do. Trump put out a TikTok video and dozens of campaign videos and photos.
His staff got into an altercation with an official at Arlington National Cemetery so they could take this ridiculous grinning thumbs up photo literally on the graves of dead soldiers.
When are his supporters going to get it? This man is a fraud.
They're gonna keep pushing any and everything decent Americans hold sacred into the dirt, seeing what they can get away...how far they can take it, how far they can go before the populace revolts. They're not gonna stop, so mentally prepare yourself now for the fight ahead.
"kids don't pay attention in class anymore Because Of Phone" is so funny as an argument. students haven't paid attention in class since school was invented. my parents' generation were in there making flipbooks out of the corners of their notebooks and doodling random shit instead of taking notes. and they didn't have phones.
also pro-'banning phones from school altogether' people are like "well instead of being on their phones during recess, they can do creative things to pass the time!!" okay well when my classmates did creative things to pass the time instead of being on their phones, they found a random earring on the ground and pierced a guy's ear with a needle right there so he could wear it. do you want that.
one time during recess one of my classmates poured some suspicious powder onto his desk and snorted it all. is that creative enough for you. he did it instead of being on his phone.
At my school someone yelled "look what i can do!" And ran headfirst into a two layer glass door, shattering it completely. The teacher said he won't report that he did that and will say that it was an accident to not embarass him. He did that instead of being on the phone too
my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas
this petri dish ain't big enough for the both of us
Assad Zaman is perfect deranged introvert representation. He’ll be so shy if you compliment him on his performance and then say the most unhinged stuff on main unprompted
people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it
(Via @morganpdf )
Louis de Pointe du Lac has won messiest divorce of the century 2 centuries in row! I’m so proud of him keep it up king🙏🏼
eric bogosian and assad zaman are enacting a kind of persistent and devastating psychological warfare the likes of which this fandom has never seen, and this is the psychological warfare fandom