Последние обзоры The Dogfather

Shadow of a former beauty queen

Look I have been on the FromSoftware fanboy tour since the original Demons' Souls came out on the PS3 all those years ago but Shadow of the Erdtree has given me some cause for concern with the direction they have taken with this DLC (which is more like an entirely new game than an expansion). While a lot of it is a joy to experience (exploration is stunning in this one), combat varies wildly, from manageable to downright unfair and frustrating as it swings like a blood soaked pendulum. Apologies to all the FromSoftware apologists but this is going to get a bit controversial so strap yourself in and hold on tight.

As much as I love this DLC from a level design and art direction standpoint, and the experience of it will forever be etched in my mind (pretty much like the base game), I am starting to see why some people simply got very frustrated and irritated with it.

The new levelling system isn't made very clear to the player from the get go, so those coming in and expecting the traditional level system from the base game, even though that system is still implemented here and very much in place since you will often get valuable runes from many of the games elite enemies and stronger foes, the problem now is that the player can no longer power level past some of this DLC's late game challenges without diving deep into the games meta game and having to rely on trusted old builds even if that is what you never intended your character to be because frustration drove you there.

Past FromSoft titles, you could meet an insurmountable challenge by slowly and gradually overcoming it through levelling up your desired damage output stat (alongside upgrading health and stamina of course) which means you could eventually skimp past a boss (if getting good was simply not in your wheelhouse with those extra little levels to strength/dexterity and vigour/endurance). To an extent this holds true in the base game until you hit end game (which is horrendously unbalanced), Shadow of the Erdtree just end up amplifying a lot of the base end games issues. While you can still get some benefit from vigour and endurance upgrades, unfortunately your damage stat upgrades will make little to no difference so levelling past a boss is becoming an increasingly rare occurrence with the new levelling system they have implemented here, forcing you to abandon your adopted play-style for crutches or you have to actually spend many moons "getting gud" all over again.

Now I wouldn't have a problem with this system if there was an abundance of these new levelling fragments out in the open world but the problem is their isn't (so power levelling isn't an option anymore because you are limited by what you find), and they are often tucked away and hidden from the player. I don't have a problem with this either because I enjoy exploring a games world, looking into the games every nook and cranny but for those players who are simply just trying to get through it, they are going to hit a brick wall. The "get gud" mantra FromSoft have carried across all their titles since Demons' Souls is now being slowly eroded by big bosses with increasingly long and delayed attacks and over powered AOE attacks when their health hits 1/3, to bait you into making mistakes and then severely punishing you for it. These bosses now also employ endless combos that don't give the player anytime to reapply a buff or a heal and are so aggressive that the game slowly devolves into bit of a dodge, roll, jump, occasionally hit, mostly die simulator (because you missed one of the four).

Ashes of war, which the base game introduced to help usher along inexperienced players, are now so difficult to summon upon entering a boss arena because the bosses no longer give you any time to call them in before the boss has knocked you out of the summon animation and taken 2/3's of your health along with it. This is incredibly frustrating for players like myself, who enjoy a challenge, but don't want to spend an entire summer learning a bosses move set. More often than not I am noticing it's now a matter of not actually getting good at the fight, it's because the boss allowed you to defeat it because this time it didn't employ the insta-kill attack combo it normally does when the battle is nearing an end. This feels cheap, and my victories no longer feel hard won but determined by rolls of a dice by RNGJesus.

At least with the previous older titles, while enemies were tough, they were dances to the death that you would eventually learn to overcome. The bosses played by the same rule set you played by giving you ample opportunities to over come them if you invested time in understanding their mechanics. Now these modern bosses input read your actions and will actively destroy you if they see specific combination inputs from you which is making them a chore and no longer fun to fight, despite the fabulous spectacle they offer.

From has created a problem for itself. They are no longer niche, with hordes of more casual and first timers joining the fun with Elden Ring given that the game has sold over 25 million copies. These new and more casual players still need a leg up but I also understand that they feel obliged to cater to the ever-increasingly out of touch hardcore fan who wants increasing difficulty and challenges outside of the realm of a normal player. This Sadacutree fragment system is not it. I can see how players got to Consort Radahn (totally under-levelled with a Sadacutree blessing level of 10 when he requires 18-20) and don't have a hope in hell of defeating him outside of summoning in a player with high skill and reflex checks.

I never though I would ever usher in these words but honestly it is time now FromSoft add in difficulty sliders into their games, especially since the 3rd party seamless co-op mode has taken over as the dominant way to co-op these games without the annoyance of over-powered invaders simply ruining the fun and ganking more inexperienced players which in turn only ends up turning them away from game. Which is a shame. What the seamless co-op mode has proven is that it should not bother other hardcore players at what level I have chosen to play my game at when they have little to no bearing in my game world at all now thanks to the seamless co-op mode. Recommended but with serious caveats.

Beautiful but frustrating

Still suffers from Micro stutters on the PC all these years later. At this point I simply believe that FromSoft can not optimise their games

Sekiro Shadows die Twice, Dark Souls 3, Lies of P

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The devil is in the details

What do hunky priests, femme fatales, split-personalities, creepy rectories, some man-on-man action and murder all have in common? Well if you guessed "not much" then you haven't played What have you done, Father? a psychological thriller in the mould of Final Analysis, that sexy pot-boiler from the nineties starring Richard Gere and Kim Basinger, except this time set in an old rectory where forbidden dark yearnings are about to bubble up to the surface and and over into madness and murder.

Players will assume the role of Father Mathias Marton, an Abercrombie & Fitch lookalike model who has found God while a good portion of his regular Sunday flock , including other priests in the parish , would rather find themselves with him inside them. After taking a late night call from the attractive and stylish Maria Constanza, a member of his church who doesn't seem to be too interested in worshipping God, as she asks him to help her with a personal issue. Turns out she is also the wife of the local mob boss. Clearly no good can come from this?

The less you know about the story going in the better because it does have its fair share of twists and turns (although granted they certainly are not going to floor you) where our Father Mathias finds himself ensnared in a web of forbidden desires that will eventually spill over in a cycle of madness, murder and mayhem. Is Father Mathias mind simply playing tricks on him and he has conjured up this series of unfortunate events or is this the work of Deacon Josiah - another young priest with a troubled mind who was recently sent to the rectory by the Church's Bishop and whose flame burns a little too high for Father Mathias. Or does this murder tie back to the Maria's husband? Original sin is not so original after all.

What have you done, Father? is a short narrative horror/murder mystery that blends investigation with cinematics, light puzzles and dialog trees. Made by one of the developers of Last Days of Lazarus - another narrative adventure game with a heavy Gothic vibe, a game I have yet to play but currently sits with an 88% user rating. Taken at face values, these guys seems to know what they are doing.

For the most part the game looks good, with stock Unreal 4 assets and character models being used. While the dialog is a bit clunky and the voice acting can be a bit hit or miss (clearly English is not the developers first language), it more than makes up for it in atmosphere, plot, brutality and sex. Considering the game was made entirely by one person, it's a commendable achievement.

If you like your murder mysteries with a dash of horror and a serpentine plot filled with sex, sin and hot priests then you may find much to enjoy here. The game's narrative does come apart towards the end as we are rushed to the game's forgone conclusion (it's a pity there weren't branching endings), but it's a fairly quick and easy game to get through. I clocked in at 3.5 hours with all 10 chapters completed and 100% of the achievements achieved.


Sex, and dismemberment, on the Church floor

None experienced during my playthrough

Last Days of Lazarus, The Crimson Maid, Lust from Beyond: Scarlet

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Klonoa Phantasy Reverie Series

Delightful remake of the first two Klonoa games, Klonoa: Door to Phantomile (from the PlayStation 1 era) and its sequel Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil - which is still one of the PlayStation 2's most highly rated games with a Metacritic score of 94 at launch. I fondly remember playing both at the time so I was delighted that Namco's furry mascot was getting a new lease on life on all modern platforms for his 25th anniversary.

What surprised me the most about both games was how well they both hold up considering they came out between 1997 and 2001. Platformers have seen a creative renaissance over the intervening years thanks to the budding indie scene, so it was surprising to see both hold up so well against the more modern games in the genre.

To say both games in the collection have aged beautifully is an understatement and this is only amplified by the loving restoration done by Monkeycraft on these lost platforming relics so that hopefully an entire new generation can discover them. If sales are buoyant enough, hopefully then there is the possibility we see a third mainline entry into the series. Simple yet delightful to play, Klonoa Phantasy Reverie Series is gorgeous visually, oozes charm, has clever level design that often allows the player to approach it from various angles, and is a winner for fans of the genre. Recommended.

Delightfully quirky platformer

None experienced during my playthrough

Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Sonic the Hedgehog

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Tactical misstep

Tactical RPG that lacks depth. Your hero and party move along a board-based grid system automatically attacking enemies and objects as they approach. For a tactical RPG, I found the gameplay far too simple and repetitive and the unimpressive graphics failed to sustain my interest further. Its low price tag should entice some but there just isn't enough meat on this games bones to attract lovers of the genre.

Unimpressive given the games title.

None experienced during my playthrough.

Dwarves: Glory, Death and Loot, Wartales, Spelllforce III

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Spacedot

A very simple time killer with generated music. You assume the role of a white dot in space and have to carefully manoeuvre your way around a series of comets and meteors without getting hit or its game over. This is the sort of game you would have played on your ATARI 400 back in the day so don't expect detailed graphics or complex game mechanics. Game comes with three modes (survival, time challenge, endless) but I found it too simple and boring to sustain much interest. I guess if you are looking for something zen-like or perhaps a palate cleanser between other games you could try this one but in all honesty there are far better zen games out there to be spending your hard earned dollar and time on.

Simple and boring.

None experienced during my playthrough.

MusicWave, Freefall, Stanga

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Align those chakras

Cosmic horror, spirituality and new age philosophy meet in the new survival horror / action adventure game The Chant from fledgling studio Brass Token that sees a young woman attend a spiritual retreat in the hopes it will help her deal with her tormented past. This peaceful weekend soon turns to dread after a group chant opens up a portal to a psychedelic dimension of terror known as "The Gloom" that feeds on negative energy. Are you ready to balance your chakras in order to save yourself and the retreats inhabitants?

The Chant is an enjoyable but flawed experience. Dated graphics and some subpar writing are matched by a pulpy and enjoyable plot that moves at brisk and thrilling pace combined with some truly unique and grotesque enemy designs. Combat is serviceable, if a little clunky, but The Chant has promise thanks to 3 different weapon types with different attacks each matching a particular enemy health bar so you will need to switch in and out depending on the different enemies on the screen at once which adds a nice dynamic feel to the combat. As a first game from Brass Token, it's most certainly a step in the right direction.

I had an enjoyable time with the game. In the end I found that despite the many rough edges, it delivered a solid survival horror/action adventure romp and is definitely something I would recommend be played by aficionados of the genre. It exudes great atmosphere, despite the AA level graphics, it has a moody and engaging soundtrack, and while I would be hesitant to call it scary, the various enemies the player must face off with are mostly fun to engage with.

Enjoyable survival horror that is the ideal game to introduce newcomers to the genre

None experienced during my playthrough

Resident Evil 8: Village, Alan Wake, Silent Hill: Homecoming

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Tall tales

Little Orpheus, a former Apple Arcade exclusive, finally makes its way over to PC with mixed results. While the game is visually striking and for the most part looks gorgeous, you can immediately see how its hampered by originally being an exclusive game to mobile devices as Little Orpheus provides very little platforming and puzzle solving challenge (the puzzles in particular are incredibly weak and don't require any brain power to solve). This was no doubt hampered by the original mobile device touch controls.

With a wacky narrative that includes dinosaurs, flying mechanical fish, the innards of a whale, Little Orpheus goes out of its way to be quirky but with mixed results. While I enjoyed seeing what crazy scenario the game would throw me into next, sadly it fizzles out towards the end with a very anti-climatic ending that feels abrupt and doesn't give the story a satisfying conclusion . The game is also incredibly short featuring nine episodes that last 30 min each. Towards the end of the game (particularly episode 8), I experienced a lot of glitches and bugs which forced me to have to shut the game down and restart in order to resolve.

Ultimately Little Orpheus ends up being a mixed bag and proves yet again that games can't skate along on good looks alone, their needs to be something of substance there to hook players, and sadly this is where Little Orpheus falls flat. Recommended but only when on a sale.

Mixed bag of elements that mostly all feel half baked

A series of bugs and glitches crop up from Episode 8 onwards that forced me to have to quit and restart the game in order to progress

Outer Wilds, Jusant, Bokura

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Down a cringe-inducing rabbit hole

In brief glimmers, I guess the best I can say about Boo Bunny Plague's is that it had some potential to be an interesting and unique experience combining beat-em-up gameplay mechanics with comedy and musical elements (yes there is a series of terrible musical interludes the player must endure), but unfortunately none of what it presents to the player gels cohesively. The game's concept of a bunny seeking revenge in a post-apocalyptic world set as a comedy-musical could have been intriguing (in the right hands), but the execution here is so flawed and all over the place. It's bare-bones basic and ends up representing more of a students group submission project for their game-making course than an actual polished enjoyable retail game.

Pros:

- None

Cons:

- Unrefined Gameplay Mechanics: Despite its creative premise, Boo Bunny Plague suffers from unpolished and clunky gameplay mechanics. Controls are awkward, making basic movements and combat a frustrating experience. The lack of responsiveness diminishes any potential enjoyment.

- Outdated Graphics: Even for its time the game's visuals are notably outdated, lacking the polish and detail expected in contemporary titles. Environments are repetitive, character models lack depth, and overall, the graphics fail to capture the player's attention or immerse them in the game world.

- Poor Storytelling: While the concept holds promise, the execution of the narrative is terrible. The plot is so basic and unrefined that it fails to engage players.

- Humorous Elements: Boo Bunny Plague's humour thinks that being crass and loud is funny. It's clear that some inspiration was taken from Gearbox's Borderlands series with regards to humour but nothing here is funny. Boo Bunny Plague is that annoying kid at school who is loud and obnoxious and thinks that every word that comes out of his/her mouth is hysterical when the reality is that they don't have a single funny bone in their entire body.

In conclusion, Boo Bunny Plague falls short of its potential due to a combination of unrefined gameplay mechanics, outdated graphics, poor storytelling, horrendous humour with super annoying characters. Quite frankly, as a sane and intelligent adult human, there is nothing enjoyable here.

Annoying, a game that constantly thinks its funny when its not.

None experienced during my playthrough.

Hi-Fi Rush, Pizza Tower, Corgi Warlock

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Mediocre-time strategy

Boid, a real-time strategy game, falls short of expectations with its lacklustre execution and uninspired gameplay. While it attempts to bring innovation to the genre, it ultimately fails to deliver a compelling and engaging experience.

One of the major drawbacks of Boid is its underwhelming graphics. The visuals lack the polish and detail that players have come to expect from modern strategy games. The unit designs are generic, and the environments lack the depth and vibrancy that could have added to the overall immersion.

The gameplay mechanics, touted as a unique selling point, fail to make a lasting impression. The concept of controlling swarms of units is interesting on paper, but in practice, it often feels clunky and imprecise. The controls lack the responsiveness needed for smooth and intuitive gameplay, leading to frustrating moments when trying to coordinate your units effectively.

Furthermore, the lack of a compelling storyline or engaging campaign mode leaves much to be desired. The lacklustre narrative makes it difficult for players to stay invested in the game beyond the initial stages. The campaign missions themselves feel repetitive, with little variation in objectives or challenges.

Boid also suffers from a lack of community support and updates. The game seems to have been abandoned by its developers, with minimal patches or content additions post-launch. This neglect leaves players with a sense of disappointment, especially considering the potential that could have been unlocked with continuous support.

While Boid may appeal to a niche audience looking for a different take on the real-time strategy genre, it fails to capture the attention of a broader player base. With its subpar graphics, unimpressive gameplay mechanics, and lack of ongoing support, Boid struggles to stand out in a crowded market. Overall, it's a dull and forgettable experience for the genre.

Totally underwhelming.

None experienced during my playthrough.

Ashes of Singlularity, The Long Journey Home, Bannermen

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A flawed descent into darkness

Amnesia: The Bunker, the latest Frictional Game in the Amnesia universe offers players a tantalising premise with their latest offering in the haunting world of the Amnesia series where for the first time the player is armed and is able to fight back. While the protagonist of the story you control certainly won't suddenly evolve into a game version of Rambo, this is survival horror after all with survival horror mechanics where often the best option is to still run and hide, the game falls somewhat disappointingly short in some crucial areas resulting in a moderately satisfying experience which leaves me wondering whether it isn't time for the company to retire the series for a little while.

One of the game's strengths lies in its atmospheric design. The eerie ambiance and the dark, claustrophobic environments (that resemble a rats nest) effectively build tension and create an unsettling horrific atmosphere. The sound design, coupled with the visual aesthetics, contributes to the overall sense of dread, drawing players into its foreboding world. It also great to see developers building on what Creative Assembly gave us with Alien Isolation, where the monster works very similarly to how the Xenomorphs behaved where it will actively hunt the player based on sound and location. Running, instead of crouching slowly along, when the monster is close by will attract its attention. Same logic applies to using items such as torches or flares which will draw the beast closer to the light source.

However, where Amnesia: The Bunker struggles is in its execution of gameplay mechanics. The puzzles, while initially engaging, tend to become repetitive and predictable as the game has you backtracking quite a significant amount. The torch mechanic is frustrating as it barely illuminates the game's environments (I found this game incredibly dark making it a chore to navigate through,especially with its serpentine burrows that connect and loop back to other parts of the bunker). It becomes very easy to become very disorientated (which I suppose is what the developers are trying to achieve) and become lost. I get why they chose to only allow the torch to illuminate an area for a very short time (because it forces the player to make a sound by winding up the torch) but the novelty of it wore off very quickly as it became an exercise in frustration being constantly thrust into these incredibly dark environments and not being able to see where I was going. 

The game has a central hub where you can save progress, but this too ends up becoming a problem itself because if you die while out exploring for the next required item or solution to a puzzle all progress is reset to that last save. I died a lot in the dark (even while powering up the generator) but these constant deaths that reset all my hard work ended up geting on my nerves really fast. The monster that was stalking me quickly moved from harrowing and terrifying to irritating. The lack of innovation or variety in puzzle-solving methods also makes the game feel somewhat lacklustre.

Additionally, the narrative, although promising at the outset, is so bare bones it's practically non-existent and what is there suffers from pacing issues and a lack of depth in character development. The story failed to grip me, leaving me detached from the overall experience. As someone who enjoys these games for their often disturbing narratives, this left me extremely disappointed. The potential for a compelling narrative is present but right now it feels like nothing more than an afterthought.

On a positive note, the game does offer some genuinely chilling moments that can evoke genuine fear and tension. Running and hiding from the creature is still and incredibly intense experience and will make up the bulk of the players gameplay as they try to outwit and outsmart the creature. It is here where the game really does shine as it delivers some memorable and spine-tingling experiences, albeit inconsistently. Furthermore, the game's duration might feel shorter than expected, leaving players yearning for a more prolonged and immersive experience within this unnerving setting.

Pros:

- Atmospheric Immersion: The game excels in creating a foreboding atmosphere, drawing players into a dark and chilling world through its haunting visuals and sound design.

- Moments of Intense Fear: It delivers sporadic, heart-pounding moments that induce genuine fear and tension, offering a few memorable scares.

- Claustrophobic Setting: The confined, claustrophobic environment effectively contributes to the overall sense of unease, amplifying the horror experience.

Cons:

- Repetitive Puzzles with an insane amount of backtracking: The gameplay suffers from repetitive and predictable puzzles that are not on par with previous entries

- Lackluster Narrative Development: The story, what there is, is incredibly thin on the ground. Coupled with pacing issues many players may find themselves falling into boredom despite the terror of being stalked by a creature.

- Short Duration: The game's duration feels shorter than expected, leaving players longing for a more extended and immersive experience within its unsettling world.

In summary, Amnesia: The Bunker presents an atmospheric horror experience with a strong foundation in its ambiance and unsettling setting. However, it falls short when it comes to mechanics, pacing issues within a paper thin story, and puzzles that are on the weaker side to solve. It's worth exploring for fans of the series seeking a moderately chilling experience , but if you aren't already a fan of the series, I gather this one will leave those that are not scratching their heads wondering what all the fuss is about. One for the die-hard fans.

Disappointing.

None experienced during my playthrough.

Alien Isolation, Clock Tower 3, Amnesia: The Dark Descent

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